Fuzzy Friends Asylum

Did Jing enjoy her birthday? :]

Are you a Pastafarianist?

1 more day.

It was a non-humid Houston.

Arkansas was full of white people.

How's Arkansas?

Wikipedia : Uncyclopedia :: Conservapedia : Liberapedia

()Gone on a blind date
()Skipped school
()Watched someone die
()Been to Canada
()Been to Mexico
(X)Been to Florida
(X)Been lost
(X)Been on the opposite side of the country
()Gone to Washington , DC
(X)Swam in the ocean
()Cried yourself to sleep
()Played cops and robbers
(X)Recently colored with crayons
()Sang Karaoke
(X)Paid for a meal with coins only?
(X)Done something you told yourself you wouldn't?
()Made prank phone calls
(X)Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
() Caught a snowflake on your tongue
(X)Danced in the rain
(X) Written a letter to Santa Claus
()Been kissed under the mistletoe
()Watched the sunrise with someone you care about
(X)Blown bubbles
(X)Gone ice-skating
()Been skinny dipping outdoors
(X) Gone to the movies
1. Any nickname ? [not applicable]
2. Mother's name? Robin
3. Favorite drink? Dr Pepper
4. Any Tattoo's? No
5. Body piercings? No
6. How much do you love your job? [what job?]
8. Favorite vacation spot? Olympus Mons?
9. Ever been to Africa ? No
10. Ever eaten cookies for dinner? No
11. Been on TV? No
12. Ever steal any traffic sign? No
13. Ever been in a car accident? No
14. Drive a 2-door or 4-door vehicle? Neither
15. Favorite salad dressing? Ranch
16. Favorite Pie? Cow ~ [:-O]
17. Favorite number? 3
18. Favorite movie? Idiocracy
19. Favorite holiday? Festivus (unless NaNoWriMo counts)
20. Favorite dessert? glace au chocolat
21. Favorite food? chả giò
22. Favorite day of the week? Saturday
23. Favorite brand of body wash? Toothpaste brand body wash
24. Favorite toothpaste? Soap brand toothpaste
25. Favorite smell? unsharpened #2 pencils
26. What do you do to relax? i'm always relaxed!
27. How do you see yourself in 10 years? Working at Starbucks while churning out that second screenplay
28. How many siblings do you have? 1
29. Furthest place you will send this message? ici

()Gone on a blind date
()Skipped school
(X)Watched someone die
()Been to Canada
(X)Been to Mexico
()Been to Florida
(X)Been lost
(X)Been on the opposite side of the country
(X)Gone to Washington , DC
(X)Swam in the ocean
(X)Cried yourself to sleep
()Played cops and robbers
()Recently colored with crayons
()Sang Karaoke
()Paid for a meal with coins only?
(X)Done something you told yourself you wouldn't?
()Made prank phone calls
(X)Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
(X) Caught a snowflake on your tongue
()Danced in the rain
() Written a letter to Santa Claus
()Been kissed under the mistletoe
()Watched the sunrise with someone you care about
(X)Blown bubbles
()Gone ice-skating
()Been skinny dipping outdoors
(X) Gone to the movies
1. Any nickname ? Not really
2. Mother's name? Thu
3. Favorite drink? Coca-Cola
4. Any Tattoo's? No
5. Body piercings? No
6. How much do you love your job? Lol wut?
8. Favorite vacation spot? Japan?
9. Ever been to Africa ? No
10. Ever eaten cookies for dinner? No
11. Been on TV? No
12. Ever steal any traffic sign? No
13. Ever been in a car accident? Yes
14. Drive a 2-door or 4-door vehicle? Neither
15. Favorite salad dressing? Vinegar
16. Favorite Pie? Shepherd's
17. Favorite number? 10
18. Favorite movie? "Charly"
19. Favorite holiday? Winter Solstice
20. Favorite dessert? Apple pie
21. Favorite food? Some kind of salmon… lox?
22. Favorite day of the week? Saturday
23. Favorite brand of body wash? Soap brand soap
24. Favorite toothpaste? Tooth brand paste
25. Favorite smell? Nice-girl hair, bitch-girl hair smells like bitch.
26. What do you do to relax? Vent
27. How do you see yourself in 10 years? Entry-level job at Otsuka of America
28. How many siblings do you have? 2
29. Furthest place you will send this message? Here

()Gone on a blind date
()Skipped school
(X)Watched someone die
()Been to Canada
()Been to Mexico
(X)Been to Florida
(X)Been lost
(X)Been on the opposite side of the country
()Gone to Washington , DC
(X)Swam in the ocean
(X)Cried yourself to sleep
(X)Played cops and robbers
(X)Recently colored with crayons
()Sang Karaoke
(X)Paid for a meal with coins only?
(X)Done something you told yourself you wouldn't?
(X)Made prank phone calls
(X)Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
(we live in Texas y'all!) Caught a snowflake on your tongue
(X)Danced in the rain
(X Written a letter to Santa Claus
()Been kissed under the mistletoe
()Watched the sunrise with someone you care about
(X)Blown bubbles
(X)Gone ice-skating
()Been skinny dipping outdoors
(X) Gone to the movies
1. Any nickname ? YES
2. Mother's name? Amy
3. Favorite drink? Milk Tea
4. Any Tattoo's? NO
5. Body piercings? Nope
6. How much do you love your job? Very
8. Favorite vacation spot? Singapore
9. Ever been to Africa ? Nope
10. Ever eaten cookies for dinner? Yes
11. Been on TV? Yes
12. Ever steal any traffic sign? Yes
13. Ever been in a car accident? Yes
14. Drive a 2-door or 4-door vehicle? neither
15. Favorite salad dressing? Thousand Island
16. Favorite Pie? Apple
17. Favorite number? 0
18. Favorite movie? ...
19. Favorite holiday? SEXMAS
20. Favorite dessert? Grass Jelly
21. Favorite food? Kimchi
22. Favorite day of the week? Saturday
23. Favorite brand of body wash? no preference
24. Favorite toothpaste? Colgate
25. Favorite smell? Lavender
26. What do you do to relax? sleep
27. How do you see yourself in 10 years? taking over the world!
28. How many siblings do you have? 0
29. Furthest place you will send this message? iono

I might start NaNoWriMo, but I probably won't finish. I can't write 1666.6666666666666666666666666666666666666… words a day. I'll xdefinitely be using it as an incentive to start my novel, though/.

Whjat thjaT fuck, nmpw yupui tae;; is? Tjere's only like pme weel lefy! <-lol my right hand wasn'y anywhere near howmefrow keys.

If you finish NaNoWriMo this year, they'll give you a free proof copy of your novel.

The quick vrown foc jumped over the lazy dog.

This is what ppl do on the forth week of NaNoWriMo

Unfotunately, I look at the jkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkeyboard as I tyoe, and my keys keep falling off alos. So, is this just for this blog, or everyehwere, and can we not revise anything, or just typos?

I wikk trpe iwthout fixing any of my typos for the rest if trhis week. :d Crappy keyvoard + bad typist = this stiff. Though what ui should be diubg is my himewirj/ <- lol whut. anyonwe wanna jouin me in this stupid avticity fow trhe wjole week?

and so... countdonw until HJalloweenn = 10 days!

While watching the debate, I was wondering: is it just me, or is it really fun to imagine the presidential candidates yelling "fuck you" to each during the debate? Or maybe they're just going to use their powerful mind-ray stare to make the other guy melt.

I have corrected the DNS problem that was plaguing Fuzzy Friends for about a week, so the site should be loading fine now; hardcoding Google's/Blogger's backend IP address into the zone file was the culprit. Am currently in the process of updating the site's red/white/black theme to latest version; if you hate it, I have the backup of the old version and can rollback fairly easily, since all the theme parts are still intact. Also, through a bit of web-geekery, the files for the theme have been moved off of my Google account and onto <http://area51.musketeers-are.us>.

And so, I ran out of room on the title box.

1. There are at least two people in this world that you would die for.
I really doubt that. Since they are implying I would die for my parents, which I won't.

2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.
lol, ALOT of people love me--I have people in Canada(not relatives) saying they love me. ;D

3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to
be just like you.
Actually, I act like an arrogant bitch to alot of people. Yeah, they want to be just like me.

4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you.
My Asian smile/stare/glare? That freaks people out alot.

5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.
That's a scary thought, horrifying even.

6. You mean the world to someone.
Of course I mean the world to everyone!

7. You are special and unique.
I AM speshul.

8. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you.
There's alot of people that love me that I know nothing of.

9. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it
Something good will come out of say... killing my parents?

10. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take another look.
*looks* Yeah, it did turn it's back on me.

11. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks.
What's wrong with remembering both?

And always remember.....
When life hands you lemons, Ask for Gin and Ginger beer and call me over!!
That I will do!

Good friends are like stars.....
You don't always see them, But you know they are always there.
Nah, they're more like... air; they're there, you just don't constantly realize or care they are.

'Whenever God Closes One Door He Always Opens Another, Even Though sometimes It's Hell in the Hallway.'
I don't know where to begin arguing with this one.

I would rather have one rose and a kind word from a friend while I'm here
Than a whole truck load when I'm gone.
Nah, I like them delivered. Saves the effort to thank them personally.

*awkward turtle*

I'm probably not going as Akigi 'cause I don;t really have any clothes for him(unless I go for some kinda crack AU), plus that wig is actually a Mukuro wig. I know for sure that I'm going as Chrome Dokuro and Near and some crack with the Lolita and Visual Kei stuff I have. I feel like such a noob right now. C8

Awkward silence? I would return from gay to you, Steven.♥

Jing, are you going to Onicon as Akito/Agito?

Also, new meme- Create an awkward silence.
Steven, I'm not gay, but if you wanted, I would totally gay up with you.

(…Out of a quasi-worship, like you might have for Steve Jobs.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pHnU6pKR-Y

I know I have to stay for it. Though, I do suggest you guys stay also, for it will replace the brainstorm meeting that was supposed to be held at Sherman's house, if I'm correct. The brainstorm meeting outlines everything we do for the B.E.S.T. competition.

Anyways!
I had a trial-cosplay photoshoot with my cosplay group today! Dressed in practically all the stuff I bought in China and the stuff Sabrina ordered online along with alot of old crap. Here's a picture of me as Wanijima Akito wearing some of Bakhu's VKei pants, which I liked alot.



Quick Photoshop edit = Epic Phail. (Still can't get over the fact of Ulo using that phrase.) At least my face doesn't look like the mess it really is today.

Who's gonna go to the Robotics meeting tomorrow? I don't wanna go. :[ Even so, tell me if you are!
Also... Steven, check your email!

From the mouth of the beast itself:
"As of 5:00 pm today, the following campuses have regained power today and will be open for students in the morning: Dulles High, Hightower High, Progressive High, the Technical Education Center; also Dulles Middle and First Colony Middle; and Dulles Elem. and Lexington Creek Elem."

That's why I'm planning on cutting down some of the trees, so that they *mysteriously* fall on the school. :D

From fortbendisd.com:
"All district campuses with power will open for classes at their normal time on Monday, Sept. 22. If your campus is not on the “no power” list (scroll down to see below), then you should report to school on Monday.
...
Campuses with NO POWER are: Arizona Fleming, Briargate, Dulles, E.A. Jones, Lantern Lane, Lexington Creek, and Ridgegate Elementary; also Sugar Land Middle, Quail Valley Middle, Missouri City Middle, Christa McAuliffe Middle, First Colony Middle, and Dulles Middle; also Dulles High, Hightower High [emphasis mine], Progressive High, and Willowridge High Schools. "

However, cross-referencing the electricity restoration map (PDF), power may come back before Monday.

www.talklikeapirateday.com/translate/index.php

Arr, me be gettin' a seven more days off o' me standardized schoolin'.

keijiro, ye lucky bastard! :D

todays, ye shall talks like a pirates, aye matey... or off on the plank ye goes!

Anyone got the online textbook version or ISBN number for their Chemistry and Algebra II books?

hmmm... i don't think i'm gonna do region this year... especially since i *suck* at it and don't want to make a fool of myself ...and i'm lazy.
arggghhh... i left my instrument at school during the hurricane

1. World History, AP
2. English II, Pre-AP
3. Medical Ethics, Honors
4. Orchestra II (needs to be changed to Band Lab)
5. Computer Apps. (whatever, idgaf)
6. Biology, Pre-AP
7. French I
8. Geometry, Pre-AP

It's gonna be a beeeee day. :P (Buzz.)

How da hell shuld ah noe?

What day is it when we come back? (A/B)?

Praise Jesus! Plus, I can procrastinate for another week. :P

No school this whole week! GOD DAMN I'm running out of stuff to do! I already finished both Gundam model kits, wooden fighter jet kit, and a thousand-pieces jig-saw puzzle and cleaned out my closet. I think I should start my homework.

Wally's neighbor has a trampoline that doesn't belong to them on their roof. LOL

Yay for Interwebs :D
...we ate all the ice cream in the freezer at my house.
...the top haves of some of our trees went flying down the street.
...I bet the portables at school got tipped over like a cow.
...no school on Wednesday either.

Missing part of my fence and our tree's slanted. Neighbor has a missing tree and an uplifted lawn. No AC. The funny thing is that I haven't had such expensive meals in a while. We had to eat all the salmon before the fridge completely warmed up and all the crabs and lobsters that were tanked in the restaurant my dad works at were shared. Now I can laugh at how much damage Wally's neighborhood got since the eye went right through Alief.

Fort Bend ISD schools closed both Monday and Tuesday! until next Monday!

CCISD.net: "CCISD will be CLOSED until further notice."

Title bar: "All CCISD schools will be CLOSED"

Hmmm.... power out, using battery for Internet. Trees downed, fences knocked over. Still drizzling rain a bit. Arggghhh... no aircon!

Y'sure about that?

Yes, you're right. Siltman does look like Putin... except for the gut.
Has the Large Hadron Collider Destroyed The World Yet (dot com)

Does Vladimir Putin remind anyone else, even a little, of Mr. Siltman?

1.)Pre-AP World Geography
2.)Honors Geometry
3.) Pre-AP English I
4.) NJROTC
5.) Computer Applications <--- I have a heavy disappointment with BHS's ability to organize Tech Ed. classes.
6.) Orchestra
7.) Pre-AP Biology

Could y'guys describe to me the nature of "MultiMedia H" (ecchi multimedia?) and "Computer Engineering Design Honors"?

Fuck, I wish I could've taken French.

To Steven: I'm sure you don't need to take any Computer Science classes, but are you going to take the AP test anyway?

1. Algebra II Pre-AP
2. World History AP
3. French I
4. MultiMedia H (note the CamelCasing)
5. Eng II Pre-AP
6. Chem I H/GT
7. Tech Theatre I
8. Band Lab

1 - Computer Science AP - Likewise, some peole that don't know the difference between a monitor and a computer.

2 - World History AP

3 - Chemistry Honors/GT

4 - Orchestra II - about to be changed to Orchestra Lab

5 - English II Pre AP

6 - Algebra II GT/ Pre AP - The class where the teacher resigned the weekend before.

7 - French I - Not German to my disappointment.

8 - Computer Engineering Design Honors - Lot's of Asian(how many 'Patel's' he had in his class) and 'OMG we have 4 girls in our class!' comments from Ruggles.

Jing, you're back, right? 'Cause schools already started?

Anyways, why don't we all post our schedules?

1. Pre-AP/Leadership English 2
   
2. Individual sports
3. Pre-AP Chemistry
4. AP World History
   
5. AP Computer Science A
6. Pre-AP Spanish 2
7. Pre-AP Algebra 2
8. Business Computer Information Systems <-[I don't know why I was placed here. People here have to be explained that the "up" button goes "up" in the hierarchy of directories. I don't need it, so I'll probably change that.]

After trying google with the terms, I've decided I need to drop one letter off my name to get it to work.

Marvine needs: A hug
Marvine looks: on and scratches his head
Marvine says: the sky is blue
DJ Magnet Marvine wants: to sex you up (lol)
Marvine hates: You
Marvine asks: bitsy to get him a juice box
Marvine goes: to prison
Marvine likes: to get high
Marvine eats: his breakfast
Marvine wears: a Roman soldier's uniform
Marvine was arrested for: Attempted murder

Guess correctly the hairstyle for a free hug!

Yeah, it was weird, they wash my hair for me. The last time someone did that was my mom when I was... three? They scratched my scalp too hard though. ._.

And I'm pretty sure the guys working there were gay also. Not openly gay like 'someone' we know, but there's just this something that sets my gay-dar off. But then again, with all the people being supposedly 'bi' coughscenekidscough and all, my gay-dar's pretty wonky. *thinks about that 'SPARKLICIOUS' party planner from Hell's Kitchen* o.o

@Steve
Nope, still no comments.

++++++
A hime cut?
-Kei
++++++

GOD DAMN IT WAS SUCH AN ATHLETIC ACTIVITY!!!

I was riding one of those two people bikes. Mom was in the back seat as dead weight. Hard as hell to pedal even though I'm a wonderful bike rider. *flips hair out* Especially since mom has sorter legs than be and always tried to keep her feet on the ground when I try to take off. Once, I was pedaling very fast while going downhill, mom got scared and jumped off. I didn't realize it until I was like 50 meters away. (had to walk back uphill for her D;) Took lots of pictures and am trying to upload them right now on craptastic connection. ._.

Comments:
*bicycle built for two* lol -- Steve (are the comments still unreadable?)

- [kei needs] help PLEASE [concerning some wolf, lawl.]
- The classical formula for [KEI looks like] this:
- [Keijiro says] "Hello," and then I hear a girls voice. [A weeaboo.]
- Then at another point in the game [Keijiro wants] to know how Samanosuke feels about Kaede.
- Kaine got threaten by some goths to join there side or his face will die that's why he's so dark lately and [Keijiro does] random stuff resulting in the things that led to the events above. [These people are such fags.]
- [Kei hates] my Xbox cord. [A cat.]
- "Do you love Ayumi?" [Keijiro asks] me. [The same weeaboo.]
- [Keijiro goes] to a lot of the fetish clubs but isn't really a S&M person - he's more into cyberpunk fashion and works in military admin during the day.
- [Kei Likes] Bean Sprouts! [A bird.]
- YouTube - Ho [Kei eats] biscuits [A baby.]
- The glove that [Kei wears] is nicely drawn, because it seems to be made of leather or something, for the light streak in it. [Just some drawfags in a circle jerk. -Keijiro]
- Being a repeated offender, So Weng [Kei was arrested for] burglary the first time at the age of 19 but he completed both the O and A level certificates while in prison.

• Steve needs to find a squirrel hitman.
  
• Steve looks like he's in pain.
  
• Psycho Steve says “Vote Labour” in Glasgow East.
  
• Steve wants to be a clown.
  
• Steve hates MySpace. (Ironically found on MySpace; Google also states that Steve hates sunsets, his job, and swings.)
  
• Steve asks Jack to be his best man. (Oh man, I'm getting sucky phrases...)
  
• Steve goes travelling.
  
• Steve likes to curse.
  
• Steve eats 1.5 million-Scoville chilli additive.
  
• I hope Steve wears the vest again. (WTF?)
  
• Steve was arrested for crawling under the security fence to pray.
  

RULES:
Go to Google and type in your first name and the phrase. Copy and paste the first sentence/phrase you get that makes sense.

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
A: Because Jing needs more sleep. - I do need more sleep.

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
A: Jing looks like a Rastafarian wannabe from the 1500s, dude, where is Mei Chaofeng? - wha?

and

Jing looks like he is having a great time as crime boss Ferrari. - ;D

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
A: "It's a big insult to my mother and me," Jing says, with evident indignation and sarcasm.

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
A: JING WANTS YOU TO CELEBRATE LIFE! - Good morning, life is beautiful!

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
A: But Jing does not mind doing her homework and spending time there everyday after school. - Yeah that is SO me. >.>

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
A: Jing hates to eat with hands and always ask for spoon and folk.

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
A: Jing asks the question 'do you drink coffee everyday',

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search.
A: Jing goes to his rescue and is caught for faking an Emperor's summon. - Yeah!

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.
A: Jing likes to use the word "fearless". - I do?

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.
A: Jing eats peacocks for snacks. - ;D

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.
A: Jing wears only a purple swimsuit and ruby-red high heels as she struts around a pool. - o.o

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: Jing 杨静Chinese Song Hokkien Mtv .... Headzup: Arrested For Trying To Vote. - dafuxup?

@Kei
I'm in Guang Zhao

@Steve
I'm having fun as long as I ignore the pollution, poor plumbing, lack of air conditioning, traffick, and smoking relatives.

@Ulo
Well, think about this, I left my books in Houston.

Was I the only person that got their books today?

Realized that comments are gay and can't be view in Chink-Land, so yeah.

Summary(cool parts) of my wonderful adventure so far:
While loading our suitcases onto our van-car-thing, some guy came over and loaded all of it in for us. Mom wondered why there was such a good-hearted person around. The 'good-hearted' person asked for a service fee.

Remembered that stop signs, let alone traffick lights, are nonexistent in most 4-way intersections(and all other not-so-jaywalker-friendly roads); not to mention that a vast majority of drivers in Chink-Topia follow the mindset : if I run over a pedestrian, no one cares. Now do you see why crossing that little road at First Colony was nothing to me, Kei?

Suffering from lack of warm water(showers).

I'm gonna be an aunt soon.

Sleeping with mom = hell. She shifts around very often. Or maybe it's just me. D;

Relatives outside are cheering for Olympics. Loudly.

I bought some stuff for everyone already(don't expect too much, the priority of this visit is to bring my grandmother to a a nursing house-thing-place). Though, I have no idea how to bring the souvenirs to the tiny peeps like Beck, Kei, and Muff.

I have no earthly idea what to get for Suht-Even, though. =C

If there are any specific requests, add them along to the post.

Keijiro-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>>Chink-Land
Where in Chink-Land? [Guess: Honk Kong]
>>crossing that little road at First Colony
Yeah, sorry about that.
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Steven-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
*I plagiarized the dashes from Keijiro's line.
D'oh... accidentally put a comment in...
Hope you're having fun!
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I thought I was gonna die from intarwebs withdrawal, but my mom's cousin is a computer salesman thing-person. 8D I'm even charging my ip-od here. So for the first few days we're gonna be visiting relatives then I'm allowed to go money wasting. Woot for Chinese Knock-Offs. ;D Though, I can't view the blog pages, since it's .us, so I'm going through manage posts.

Guess where Jing is!

...but I had to un-private the blog after realizing I had missed a full week of posts because the RSS feed won't take my password -_-.

http://www.fortbendisd.com/campuses/documents/news/news_20080725_1035.pdf

i bet y'all didn't even know that i was gone for a week, huh?


1. will you answer every question honestly?
sure.

2. have you ever stayed up all night while drunk or high?
i wish...

3. have you ever punched anyone in the face?
yeah.

4. do you miss anything or anyone?
sorta-kinda.

5. what makes you laugh no matter what?
charlie the unicorn. :D

6. have you kissed anyone on the lips within the past twenty four hours?
no.

7. who was the last person you talked to?
my sister.

8. what do you dislike at the moment?
the fact that my dad always makes like, a billion stops during a road trip.

9. name one person on your top friends who is the most like you?
marilyn?


HARDER.

1. do you get butterflies around the guys/girls you like?
depends on who it is.

2. do you think it is bad to have sex at your age?
very.

3. will you get married?
def.

4. will you be doing drugs in the near future?
only the "black drugs" (weed or coke).

5. do you lie about your age?
why?

VERY PERSONAL.

1. if you were to have sex right now would you use a condom?
of course.

2. are you happy with yourself?
not really...

3. would you change yourself for the person you love?
no (i could go on a tangent about this, but i don't want to bore you guys).

4. what do you tell yourself when times get hard?
i tend to get a tad spiritual, in times like that.

SECRETS.

1. when did you last cry?
can't remember...

2. do you believe in God?
yes.

3. when was the last time you fell asleep with a guy?
not since the end of school.

4. what is currently on your mind?
"it's so damn hot in this house."

5. did you ever wish a close friend to death?
no, that's too mean.

6. has a guy ever seriously punched you more than once?
wtf, no?

7. have you ever made out until you ran out of breath?
haha! no.

SHOCKING

1. have you done bad things with your parents near by?
lmao! yes.

2. have you started a horrible rumor about somebody?
no.

3. did you ever fail the school year?
are you serious?

4. have you ever done hallucinogenic drugs?
i only do the "black drugs".

5. have you ever been too drunk to remember a certain night?
no.

6. do you think your future will be a good one?
def.

THE DEEP STUFF

1. Do you think you were raised well?
rotflmfao! no.

2. Do you have a secret that you've never told ANYONE?
yes.

3. How do you handle stress?
sleeeeeep.

4. How would you spend your last day alive?
most likely, i probably wouldn't know that i was supposed to die.

5. Do you hide things well or do you have a guilty conscience?
i'm excellent at it.

6. If there was true love on one side of the street and a million bucks on the other, which one would you pick?
you already know.

7. If your parents got divorced and you had to pick mom or dad to live with?
i chose my mom, already. (;

8. If you had to choose between having one family member or 5 of your closest friends die who would you choose?
too hard! >.<

9. Do you think you could ever forgive someone who murdered a family member?
fuck no. i'd be comin' for that ass, quick!

10. What is the worst thing you've ever done that your parents DON'T know about?
you don't wanna know.

THE LOVE STUFF

1. Do you think you know the meaning of love?
yes, but that would be another tangent.

2. The last time you kissed someone... was it someone you can see yourself being with?
my sister? no thanks!

3. Whats the most important part of a relationship in your opinion?
trust.

4. If your parents didn't like the person you were dating, would you lose them?
it depends, really. i'd lose the dude if he were a douche bag, but i'd fight for him if he was a good dude.

THE RANDOM STUFF

1. Do you spend time with the same people always.. or new people?
same people.

2. Do you think best friends can be replaced?
yes.

3. Name 5+ people that you can tell ANYTHING to:
uh... rebecca, wen, marilyn, & my sisters.

3. Are you the type that would rather stay at other people's houses or have them at yours?
other people's houses.

4. When is the last time you were truly happy with your life?
like, a month ago?

5. Where was your default facebook picture taken?
my room.

6. Do you think long distance relationships are ever really worth it?
no, because they're probably cheating on you, anyway.

7. What is your favorite color?
pink.

8. What do you do when you have a bad day?
i eat some ice cream!

9. Do you believe exes can really ever be "just friends"?
yeah.

10. Who text messaged you last?
wen.

11. When was the last time you told someone (not family) you loved them?
i can't remember...

12. If you could pack up and leave your life now to move away, would you?
no.

13. Do you fall for people easily?
no.

14. Are you quick to start a fight?
no, you have to continue to instigate it to get me truly angry.

15. Do your parents really know YOU?
sorta-kinda. they surprise me sometimes.

16. Lyrics stuck in your head?
"i'll be there when your heart stops beating
i'll be there when your last breath's taken away
in the dark, when there's no one listening
in the times when we both get carried away."

17. Are you tired?
very.

18. Any friends you'd like to tell how much you appreciate them?
yeah.

20. Last time you walked farther than one block?
monday?

OFF THE WALL QUESTIONS

1. What Curse Word Do You Use The Most?
nigga? lmao!

2. Do You Own An Ipod?
yup.

3. Do You Ever Take Medication To Help You Fall Asleep?
no.

4. Do You Prefer Regular Or Chocolate Milk?
regular, all the way!

5. When Was The Last Time You Had Starbucks?
not since school ended. :[

6. Do You Think People Talk About You Behind Your Back?
i don't think so. maybe?

7. Is Anyone In Love With You?
uh, i hope he got over that. >:|

8. Ever Cry In Public?
i hate it when i do that.

9. Are You Currently Wanting Any Piercings Or Tattoo?
nah.

10. Whats The Weather Like?
hottt.

11. Would You Ever Date Anyone Covered In Tattoos?
travis barker, but that's where i draw the line.

12. Do You Pay Attention To The Calories In The Package/Box?
lol! yes...

13. Do You Use Sarcasm?
i think so.

14. Do you get along better with the same sex or opposite?
same.

15. Do You Watch The News?
ugh, no.

16. How Did You Get One Of Your Scars?
curling iron. haha.

17. Who was the last person to make you really mad?
my dad.

18. Do You Like Anybody?
thank God, no.

19. What Are you Doing Tomorrow?
i need to get back on my grizzy.

1. will you answer every question honestly?
No.

2. have you ever stayed up all night while drunk or high?
No.

3. have you ever punched anyone in the face?
No.

4. do you miss anything or anyone?
Yes.

5. what makes you laugh no matter what?
A good episode of Whose Line.

6. have you kissed anyone on the lips within the past twenty four hours?
No.

7. who was the last person you talked to?
My grandmother.

8. what do you dislike at the moment?
The soreness of my legs.

9. name one person on your top friends who is the most like you?
I don't really have a friend that is very similar to me. ._.


HARDER.

1. do you get butterflies around the guys/girls you like?
Not sure.

2. do you think it is bad to have sex at your age?
Yes.

3. will you get married?
Most likely.

4. will you be doing drugs in the near future?
Probably.

5. do you lie about your age?
Not yet.

VERY PERSONAL.

1. if you were to have sex right now would you use a condom?
I guess.

2. are you happy with yourself?
No.

3. would you change yourself for the person you love?
No.

4. what do you tell yourself when times get hard?
"What dafuxupsrjkdtgvnkiserk."

SECRETS.

1. when did you last cry?
This morning.

2. do you believe in God?
No.

3. when was the last time you fell asleep with a guy?
Few weeks ago.

4. what is currently on your mind?
"People are gonna question who I slept with."

5. did you ever wish a close friend to death?
No.

6. has a guy ever seriously punched you more than once?
No.

7. have you ever made out until you ran out of breath?
No.

SHOCKING

1. have you done bad things with your parents near by?
Yes.

2. have you started a horrible rumor about somebody?
No.

3. did you ever fail the school year?
No.

4. have you ever done hallucinogenic drugs?
No.

5. have you ever been too drunk to remember a certain night?
No.

6. do you think your future will be a good one?
Yes.

THE DEEP STUFF

1. Do you think you were raised well?
No.

2. Do you have a secret that you've never told ANYONE?
Yes.

3. How do you handle stress?
Procrastination.

4. How would you spend your last day alive?
Suicide?

5. Do you hide things well or do you have a guilty conscience?
I'm pretty sure I hide things very well.

6. If there was true love on one side of the street and a million bucks on the other, which one would you pick?
Million bucks, 'kay, thanks, bye.

7. If your parents got divorced and you had to pick mom or dad to live with?
I'd prefer to move in with my aunt.

8. If you had to choose between having one family member or 5 of your closest friends die who would you choose?
I don't think I'll care too much either way.

9. Do you think you could ever forgive someone who murdered a family member?
Yeah.

10. What is the worst thing you've ever done that your parents DON'T know about?
It's a sekrit.

THE LOVE STUFF

1. Do you think you know the meaning of love?
Yes.

2. The last time you kissed someone...was it someone you can see yourself being with?
No.

3. Whats the most important part of a relationship in your opinion?
Mutual equivalence.

4. If your parents didn't like the person you were dating, would you lose them?
Probably.

THE RANDOM STUFF

1. Do you spend time with the same people always.. or new people?
Same people.

2. Do you think best friends can be replaced?
Yes.

3. Name 5+ people that you can tell ANYTHING to:
None.

3. Are you the type that would rather stay at other people's houses or have them at yours?
Other people's houses.

4. When is the last time you were truly happy with your life?
I don't really know.

5. Where was your default facebook picture taken?
It I had one, it would be a webcam in front of computer.

6. Do you think long distance relationships are ever really worth it?
No.

7. What is your favorite color?
Red.

8. What do you do when you have a bad day?
Today.

9. Do you believe exes can really ever be "just friends"?
Maybe.

10. Who text messaged you last?
Celeste.

11. When was the last time you told someone (not family) you loved them?
Celeste.

12. If you could pack up and leave your life now to move away, would you?
Yes.

13. Do you fall for people easily?
No.

14. Are you quick to start a fight?
No.

15. Do your parents really know YOU?
Psh, they don't even know my birthday.

16. Lyrics stuck in your head?
"Om du var min nu så skulle jag va din nu
Jag skulle aldrig lämnat det vackra vi haft
Om du var min nu så skulle jag va din nu
Jag skulle hålla om dig av hela min kraft "

17. Are you tired?
Yes.

18. Any friends you'd like to tell how much you appreciate them?
Yeah.

20. Last time you walked farther than one block?
This morning.

OFF THE WALL QUESTIONS

1. What Curse Word Do You Use The Most?
"Fuck".

2. Do You Own An Ipod?
Yes.

3. Do You Ever Take Medication To Help You Fall Asleep?
No.

4. Do You Prefer Regular Or Chocolate Milk?
I don't like milk.

5. When Was The Last Time You Had Starbucks?
Last week.

6. Do You Think People Talk About You Behind Your Back?
I doubt it.

7. Is Anyone In Love With You?
No.

8. Ever Cry In Public?
Yeah.

9. Are You Currently Wanting Any Piercings Or Tattoo?
No.

10. Whats The Weather Like?
Sunny-ish.

11. Would You Ever Date Anyone Covered In Tattoos?
Maybe.

12. Do You Pay Attention To The Calories In The Package/Box?
No, I'm Asian C:.

13. Do You Use Sarcasm?
Yes.

14. Do you get along better with the same sex or opposite?
Neither.

15. Do You Watch The News?
Yes.

16. How Did You Get One Of Your Scars?
Falling.

17. Who was the last person to make you really mad?
Sabrina, yes how dare you think I hate you.

18. Do You Like Anybody?
I'm not even sure.

19. What Are you Doing Tomorrow?
Kumon followed by a violin lesson.

1. Where was I born? (state, city)
California, Pleasanton.

2. What is my birthday? (month, date, year)
6/19/1993. M/D/Y is a crappy notation, by the way.

3. What is my two favorite colors?
Orange, white.

4. Out of all my guy friends, who am I closest to?
Jonathan (if I can be friends with my cousin…).

5. Out of all my guy friends, who do I think is the cutest?
Steven.

6. Out of all of my friends, who do I look up to?
None, really.

7. Who is my closest friend, who is a girl?
Jing?

8. How many bfs have I had in the past?
Lovely.

9. Who do I have a crush on now?
I'm not really sure.

10. How old am I?
15 years (wasted?).

11. How many siblings do I have?
Two.

12. Who is my favorite actor?
I don't have one.

13. What is my favorite artist?
M. C. Escher.

14. Out of all the shoe companies, what is my favorite?
Vans?

15. What is my favorite type of food?
The liquid kind.

16. What's my favorite song by the Fall Out Boy?
[…by the Fall Out Boy…] Anyways, they're faggots.

17. What is the one thing that bothers me the most?
Irrationality (except where rational, as in the case of Buridan's Ass)

18. What day is my b-day this year? (you can look @ a calendar)
Thursday.

19. What school do I go to?
Clear Brook High School.

20. What grade am I in?
Between grades 9 and 10.

21. What is my favorite sport?
Table tennis.

22. Who is my favorite athlete? (could be any sport)
Nobuhiko Hasegawa. He was before my time, though.

23. Who is my best (read: only) friend who is a girl?
Jing.

24. Who is my best guy friend?
Jonathan (how pathetic is it that my cousin's my best friend?).

25. Who did I almost go out with?
My mom, yesterday?

26. What is my favorite subject in school?
Geometry. Fuck Algebra.

27. What kind of cell phone do I have?
>>an old, big, crappy one
Same.

28. What is my dream cell phone?
A Media Skin?

29. What is my dream car?
A Fortwo.

30. What is my hobby?
Collecting.

31. What is my brother's name?
Kentaro. Much better than Keijiro…

32. Is my brother older or younger than me, and if he is older or younger than me than me how many years older or younger is he?
Older by I forgot but around 12.

33. What is my sister's name?
Maria.

34. Is my sister older or younger than me is she is older, and if she is older or younger than me how many years is she?
Older by I forgot again but around 9.

35. Am I twins with my brother? (look at one of the previous questions?)
Not at all.

36. How many guys that have the name of Matt do I know?
Three.

37. What color are my eyes?
Brown.

38. What is my favorite drink?
Depends.

39. What is my favorite energy drink?
Bawls.

40. Did I ever get held back in a grade?
No.

41. Is my birthday before or after Christmas?
Before.

42. Who are my three favorite people to hang out with?
Jonathan, Jonathan, Jonathan.

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1. will you answer every question honestly?
I'll try, I guess.

2. have you ever stayed up all night while drunk or high?
No.

3. have you ever punched anyone in the face?
No.

4. do you miss anything or anyone?
Sure.

5. what makes you laugh no matter what?
When a teenager commits suicide. Even more if I'm a witness.

6. have you kissed anyone on the lips within the past twenty four hours?
My mom.

7. who was the last person you talked to?
My mom.

8. what do you dislike at the moment?
School-required reading and my "K" kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkey which keeps on falling off

9. name one person on your top friends who is the most like you?
I'm not a MySpacefag.


HARDER.

1. do you get butterflies around the guys/girls you like?
I don't know.

2. do you think it is bad to have sex at your age?
I'm not sure. Much, much lolicon manga has prevented this from becoming a "yes".

3. will you get married?
I'll try under the right circumstances.

4. will you be doing drugs in the near future?
Maybe in 6 or 7 years.

5. do you lie about your age?
Not yet.

VERY PERSONAL.

1. if you were to have sex right now would you use a condom?
No.

2. are you happy with yourself?
Not really.

3. would you change yourself for the person you love?
Maybe.

4. what do you tell yourself when times get hard?
"It's not hard, you fuckin' emo. Just decide what to fuckin' do, y'fuck."

SECRETS.

1. when did you last cry?
Two weeks ago?

2. do you believe in God?
Does this really go here, under "secrets"? I've never seen someone keep their beliefs to themselves, including myself. No.

3. when was the last time you fell asleep with a guy?
I probably took a nap in my cousin's bed while he was still in it sometime last week.

4. what is currently on your mind?
"Was he in it when slept there last week?"

5. did you ever wish a close friend to death?
Wishing's about as irrational as praying, so no.

6. has a guy ever seriously punched you more than once?
No.

7. have you ever made out until you ran out of breath?
…No.

SHOCKING

1. have you done bad things with your parents near by?
Yes.

2. have you started a horrible rumor about somebody?
No.

3. did you ever fail the school year?
No.

4. have you ever done hallucinogenic drugs?
No.

5. have you ever been too drunk to remember a certain night?
No.

6. do you think your future will be a good one?
It'll be okay, not great. Could be bad, but I've got a plan then.

THE DEEP STUFF

1. Do you think you were raised well?
I was raised in the standard way and that's okay. Although, at one point, I probably could've had an amazing education… but I'd have had to stay with my dad.

2. Do you have a secret that you've never told ANYONE?
Yes. Of course, maybe that's what makes it a secret.

3. How do you handle stress?
Procrastination.

4. How would you spend your last day alive?
This is something I could spend paragraphs on. And I will, later.

5. Do you hide things well or do you have a guilty conscience?
I'd like to think I hide thing well.

6. If there was true love on one side of the street and a million bucks on the other, which one would you pick?
"True love" as presented above is an unpleasant and untrue concept. The million dollars, please.

7. If your parents got divorced and you had to pick mom or dad to live with?
They are divorced, but if I had the choice, I don't think I could decide.

8. If you had to choose between having one family member or 5 of your closest friends die who would you choose?
I guess there are certain family members I don't care about. It depends on whether I could choose the family member who died or not.

9. Do you think you could ever forgive someone who murdered a family member?
It depends on the family member. In any case, I either wouldn't forgive them (close family member), or wouldn't care in the first place (distant).

10. What is the worst thing you've ever done that your parents DON'T know about?
It's too terrible to even put here.

THE LOVE STUFF

1. Do you think you know the meaning of love?
If this is asking whether I understand the concept (as one of biology, psychology, sociology), then yes, I think so.

2. The last time you kissed someone...was it someone you can see yourself being with?
That's nasty. My mom is my mom and that's it.

3. Whats the most important part of a relationship in your opinion?
Interdependence, obviously. That's what any and all relationships are. Friend-friend, mother-son, man-livestock, nation-nation. The list is way too long.

4. If your parents didn't like the person you were dating, would you lose them?
It's possible.

THE RANDOM STUFF

1. Do you spend time with the same people always.. or new people?
Same (lack of?) people. Always.

2. Do you think best friends can be replaced?
Quite easily.

3. Name 5+ people that you can tell ANYTHING to:
Jonathan
Sajid
Aamir
Erik
Steven, maybe?

3. Are you the type that would rather stay at other people's houses or have them at yours?
Others'.

4. When is the last time you were truly happy with your life?
When I was 4, in Japan.

5. Where was your default facebook picture taken?
Some bus station in Japan.

6. Do you think long distance relationships are ever really worth it?
No.

7. What is your favorite color?
Orange.

8. What do you do when you have a bad day?
Waste time.

9. Do you believe exes can really ever be "just friends"?
I don't know.

10. Who text messaged you last?
Somebody wanting to tell me about "Stock Market Opportunities Global Agri-Med Tech-GAGO Health Care equipmnt[sic] co".

11. When was the last time you told someone (not family) you loved them?
I don't recall.

12. If you could pack up and leave your life now to move away, would you?
With my mom, maybe.

13. Do you fall for people easily?
I don't think so.

14. Are you quick to start a fight?
No, if only because of my inability to fight.

15. Do your parents really know YOU?
I suspect they know a little about that, but I'm sure they know nothing about that.

16. Lyrics stuck in your head?
"Moskau, Moskau
Wirf die Gläser an die Wand
Russland ist ein schönes Land
Ho ho ho ho ho, hey!"

17. Are you tired?
Sorta.

18. Any friends you'd like to tell how much you appreciate them?
Sure. Hey, guys, I'm appreciating you. Okay. I've appreciated you. You're worth 5 gold each.

20. Last time you walked farther than one block?
Last week.

OFF THE WALL QUESTIONS

1. What Curse Word Do You Use The Most?
"Fuck".

2. Do You Own An Ipod?
Yes.

3. Do You Ever Take Medication To Help You Fall Asleep?
No.

4. Do You Prefer Regular Or Chocolate Milk?
Regular.

5. When Was The Last Time You Had Starbucks?
A year ago.

6. Do You Think People Talk About You Behind Your Back?
I don't see why they wouldn't.

7. Is Anyone In Love With You?
No.

8. Ever Cry In Public?
Not since a long time ago.

9. Are You Currently Wanting Any Piercings Or Tattoo?
Piercings are for fags, and no.

10. Whats The Weather Like?
I haven't been outside for some time, but it's probably typical.

11. Would You Ever Date Anyone Covered In Tattoos?
No.

12. Do You Pay Attention To The Calories In The Package/Box?
Unsurprisingly, no.

13. Do You Use Sarcasm?
Yes, let's all put a sarcastic, clever response here 'cause it's just so fucking funny. AHAHAHAHAHA.

14. Do you get along better with the same sex or opposite?
Neither?

15. Do You Watch The News?
Satirical news, maybe.

16. How Did You Get One Of Your Scars?
Don't have any.

17. Who was the last person to make you really mad?
Some random internet Christian.

18. Do You Like Anybody?
I'm not even sure.

19. What Are you Doing Tomorrow?
Sleeping and watching TV.

While paying some bills, the banker identified a fake twenty dollar bill. Now we're wondering if we should use it at some gas station. Asians are such cheap bastards.

Last night I kept thinking about that genetic disorder when mucus is extra thick. I couldn't put the name on it though. Only Hemophilia and Sickle Cell was coming up. Yes, I spent like half an hour in bed trying to remember the name.

I woke up this morning and thought that I should look it up online today. Just before I googled it, I remember it being Cystic Fibrosis.

1. Where was I born? (state, city)
houston, tex.

2. What is my birthday? (month, date, year)
0x7c8 yr 0xC mo 0x9 day

3. What is my two favorite colors?
green, more green.

4. Out of all my guy friends, who am I closest to?
kei

5. Out of all my guy friends, who do I think is the cutest?
no comment!

6. Out of all of my friends, who do I look up to?
annalisa

7. Who is my closest friend, who is a girl?
UlomaJing

8. How many bfs have I had in the past?
meh

9. Who do I have a crush on now?
Crushed legos?

10. How old am I?
666 years, counting past lives

11. How many siblings do I have?
uno

12. Who is my favorite actor *and writer*?
Tina Fey! hahaha... i love SNL :)

13. What is my favorite artist?
right now? movie is an art, so Andrew Stanton

14. Out of all the shoe companies, what is my favorite?
vans

15. What is my favorite type of food?
soylent green

16. What's my favorite song by the Fall Out Boy?
oh no....
just...
oh... no...

17. What is the one thing that bothers me the most?
Mediocrity

18. What day is my b-day this year? (you can look @ a calendar)
tues

19. What school do I go to?
Hightower High School.

20. What grade am I in?
retard operating level IV

21. What is my favorite sport?
Baseball... no, seriously.

22. Who is my favorite athlete? (could be any sport)
>>>I'm not too into sports.
me neither

23. Who is my best friend who is a girl?
JingUloma

24. Who is my best guy friend?
kei

25. Who did I almost go out with?
>>>>>haha, no one. well, there was that one time...
yeah

26. What is my favorite subject in school?
Enlgish->Writing

27. What kind of cell phone do I have?
an old, big, crappy one

28. What is my dream cell phone?
Head implant

29. What is my dream car?
flying ford mustang

30. What is my hobby?
sleeping, too

31. What is my brother's name?
andyyyy

32. Is my brother older or younger than me, and if he is older or younger than me than me how many years older or younger is he?
younger by 356d

33. What is my sister's name?
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34. Is my sister older or younger than me is she is older, and if she is older or younger than me how many years is she?
[-31543155.315253532]

35. Am I twins with my brother? (look at one of the previous questions?)
in a very strange way... not really but sort of

36. How many guys that have the name of Matt do I know?
i dont know... but i bet they're all called matthew too

37. What color are my eyes?
Black.

38. What is my favorite drink?
*It's a Tropicana Morning!*

39. What is my favorite energy drink?
you dont need energy to be slacker

40. Did I ever get held back in a grade?
kindergarten..
hahahaha NO

41. Is my birthday before or after Christmas?
Before.

42. Who are my three favorite people to hang out with?
annie, calli, andy

1. Where was I born? (state, city)
I was born somewhere in Guangzhou.

2. What is my birthday? (month, date, year)
That would be the XII, XXII, MCMXCII.

3. What is my two favorite colors?
Red and grey.

4. Out of all my guy friends, who am I closest to?
Steven.

5. Out of all my guy friends, who do I think is the cutest?
Peter!

6. Out of all of my friends, who do I look up to?
Cindy.

7. Who is my closest friend, who is a girl?
Sabrina.

8. How many bfs have I had in the past?
Zero, not counting possible past lives.

9. Who do I have a crush on now?
I love almond crush.

10. How old am I?
I am quite old, thank you very much.

11. How many siblings do I have?
I don't have siblings.

12. Who is my favorite actor?
Brendan Fraser, just naming one off the top of my head.

13. What is my favorite artist?
At the moment, I'm admiring Kine in Aqua's art.

14. Out of all the shoe companies, what is my favorite?
Demonia.

15. What is my favorite type of food?
Asian.

16. What's my favorite song by the Fall Out Boy?
Eh?

17. What is the one thing that bothers me the most?
Insects.

18. What day was my b-day this year? (you can look @ a calendar)
I believe Monday.

19. What school do I go to?
Hightower High School.

20. What grade am I in?
I am a sophisticated moron.

21. What is my favorite sport?
Curling?... maybe kiting.

22. Who is my favorite athlete? (could be any sport)
I'm not too into sports.

23. Who is my best friend who is a girl?
Sabrina.

24. Who is my best guy friend?
Steven.

25. Who did I almost go out with?
Sabrina, Cindy, and Sara.

26. What is my favorite subject in school?
Math.

27. What kind of cell phone do I have?
An invisible one.

28. What is my dream cell phone?
Telepathy?

29. What is my dream car?
Jet pack?

30. What is my hobby?
Yes, sleeping.

31. What is my brother's name?


32. Is my brother older or younger than me, and if he is older or younger than me than me how many years older or younger is he?


33. What is my sister's name?


34. Is my sister older or younger than me is she is older, and if she is older or younger than me how many years is she?

35. Am I twins with my brother? (look at one of the previous questions?)

36. How many guys that have the name of Matt do I know?
Three, though they're all technically Matthews.

37. What color are my eyes?
Black.

38. What is my favorite drink?
Sunkist.

39. What is my favorite energy drink?
Ewww, energy drink?

40. Did I ever get held back in a grade?
I'm Asian, thank you very much.

41. Is my birthday before or after Christmas?
Before.

42. Who are my three favorite people to hang out with?
Sabrina, Cindy, and Sara.

1. Where was I born? (state, city)
imo state, owerri.

2. What is my birthday? (month, date, year)
february 27th, 1993.

3. What is my two favorite colors?
pink & green.

4. Out of all my guy friends, who am I closest to?
steven. :D

5. Out of all my guy friends, who do I think is the cutest?
..? lol!

6. Out of all of my friends, who do I look up to?
rebecca. (:

7. Who is my closest friend, who is a girl?
same as above.

8. How many bfs have I had in the past?
0.

9. Who do I have a crush on now?
why would i say that here?

10. How old am I?
15 years young.

11. How many siblings do I have?
3 (two sisters & one brother).

12. Who is my favorite actor?
too many to count.

13. What is my favorite artist?
dance gavin dance, jack's mannequin, or saosin.

14. Out of all the shoe companies, what is my favorite?
i'm not that picky, but if i'd have to choose, i'd say pumas.

15. What is my favorite type of food?
nigerian, of course!

16. What's my favorite song by the Fall Out Boy?
sugar, we're going down.

17. What is the one thing that bothers me the most?
being ignored. >:|

18. What day was my b-day this year? (you can look @ a calendar)
a wednesday.

19. What school do I go to?
y'all already know!

20. What grade am I in?
once again, y'all already know!

21. What is my favorite sport?
track.

22. Who is my favorite athlete? (could be any sport)
i don't really watch sports. :(

23. Who is my best friend who is a girl?
rebecca.

24. Who is my best guy friend?
i'd have to say steven. (:

25. Who did I almost go out with?
haha, no one. well, there was that one time...

26. What is my favorite subject in school?
english.

27. What kind of cell phone do I have?
a samsung.

28. What is my dream cell phone?
a sidekick. :D

29. What is my dream car?
it doesn't matter, just as long as i GET a car.

30. What is my hobby?
sleeping. (Zzz...)

31. What is my brother's name?
henry.

32. Is my brother older or younger than me, and if he is older or younger than me than me how many years older or younger is he?
he's older than me by 7 years.

33. What is my sister's name?
nneoma & kelechi.

34. Is my sister older or younger than me is she is older, and if she is older or younger than me how many years is she?
nneoma is older than me by 5 years & kelechi is older than me by 2.

35. Am I twins with my brother? (look at one of the previous questions?)
nope.

36. How many guys that have the name of Matt do I know?
none, really...

37. What color are my eyes?
dark brown.

38. What is my favorite drink?
sprite.

39. What is my favorite energy drink?
vitamin water or a monster. (:

40. Did I ever get held back in a grade?
hellz no.

41. Is my birthday before or after Christmas?
after.

42. Who are my three favorite people to hang out with?
rebecca, marilyn, & robin.

[one] have you ever been asked out?
Yup

[two] where was your default picture taken?
In the internets

[three] what's your middle name?
Recio

[four] your current relationship status?
Panda

[five] does your crush like you back?
No idea

[six] what is your current mood?
Burnt

[seven] what color of underwear are you wearing?
Purple <---Lol

[eight] what color shirt are you wearing?
White.

[nine] missing something?
Yep

[ten] if you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?
*erases Ebu*

[eleven] if you must be an animal for one day, what?
A grasshopper

[twelve] ever had a near death experience?
Possibly

[thirteen] something you do a lot?
Stuff

[fourteen] the song stuck in your head?
I dunno

[fifteen] who did you copy and paste this from?
Ulomers!

[sixteen] name someone with the same birthday as you?

[seventeen] when was the last time you cried?
No idea

[eighteen] have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
No

[nineteen] if you could have one super power what would it be?
Mass manipulation

[twenty] what's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Ethnicity

[twenty-one] what do you usually order from Starbucks?
Dunno

[twenty-two] what's your biggest secret?
*blank*

[twenty-three] favorite color?
Midnight blue

[twenty-four] do you still watch kiddie shows or tv shows?
Yes

[twenty-five] what's on your walls?
Stuff

[twenty-six] what are you?
Slightly burnt

[twenty-seven] do you speak any other language?
Yes, in that, "Haha" funny kind of way

[twenty-eight] what's your favorite smell?
I dunno

[twenty-nine] Describe your life in one word.
Functioning

[thirty-one] have you ever kissed in the rain?
no

[thirty-two] what are you thinking about right now?
*elevator music*

[thirty-three] what should you be doing?
Treating burn injuries

[thirty-four] who was the last person that made you upset/angry?
My dog, whom I console myself with by pretending she's human.

[thirty-five] how often do u talk to God?
Lol @ your typing

[thirty-six] do you like working in the yard?
No

[thirty-seven] if you could have any last name in the world, what would you ?
Lol @ this sentence

[thirty-eight] do you act differently around the person you like?
I'd assume so

[thirty-nine] what is your natural hair color?
Black

[forty] who was the last person to make you cry?
Can't remember.

[one] have you ever been asked out?
yes.

[two] where was your default picture taken?
in downtown houston when i was going to my brother's graduation in '05.

[three] what's your middle name?
chinyere.

[four] your current relationship status?
single.

[five] does your crush like you back?
i don't like anyone, right now.

[six] what is your current mood?
energetic. :]

[seven] what color of underwear are you wearing?
orange.

[eight] what color shirt are you wearing?
yellow.

[nine] missing something?
probably...

[ten] if you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?
whatever's done, is done.

[eleven] if you must be an animal for one day, what?
something cute & cuddly.

[twelve] ever had a near death experience?
lmao! yeah, & it was at the library. x]

[thirteen] something you do a lot?
sleep.

[fourteen] the song stuck in your head?
they don't know

[fifteen] who did you copy and paste this from?
jing!

[sixteen] name someone with the same birthday as you?
haha, Devon from HHS.

[seventeen] when was the last time you cried?
when i watched Superbad. (: haha, the whole McLovin thing was hilarious!

[eighteen] have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
yeah.

[nineteen] if you could have one super power what would it be?
telekinesis.

[twenty] what's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
face.

[twenty-one] what do you usually order from Starbucks?
a frap.

[twenty-two] what's your biggest secret?
take a guess. (;

[twenty-three] favorite color?
pink

[twenty-four] do you still watch kiddie shows or tv shows?
yup.

[twenty-five] what's on your walls?
nothing. :[

[twenty-six] what are you?
nigerian.

[twenty-seven] do you speak any other language?
not yet!

[twenty-eight] what's your favorite smell?
cucumber melon or country apple

[twenty-nine] Describe your life in one word.
funny.

[thirty-one] have you ever kissed in the rain?
nope.

[thirty-two] what are you thinking about right now?
my mom needs to wake up so she can pick my sister up at driving school...

[thirty-three] what should you be doing?
reading, i guess. >.<

[thirty-four] who was the last person that made you upset/angry?
travonn & james

[thirty-five] how often do u talk to God?
every night.

[thirty-six] do you like working in the yard?
heck no.

[thirty-seven] if you could have any last name in the world, what would you ?
idk?

[thirty-eight] do you act differently around the person you like?
unlike jing, i am a giggle-snort chick. :P

[thirty-nine] what is your natural hair color?
like, dark brown-ish.

[forty] who was the last person to make you cry?
McLovin?

[one] have you ever been asked out?
Yes.

[two] where was your default picture taken?
It was taken from a larger picture with a bunch of butterflies on photobucket.

[three] what's your middle name?
I don't have one.

[four] your current relationship status?
I'm a daughter of one no... two, maybe three mothers.

[five] does your crush like you back?
Sure, I love almond crush Pocky and it likes me back.

[six]what is your current mood?
I'm a little irritated.

[seven] what color of underwear are you wearing?
They're white.

[eight] what color shirt are you wearing?
It's white.

[nine] Missing something?
I happen to misplace a lot of stuff.

[ten] if you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?
I'm a somewhat believer of the butterfly effect, so no change.

[eleven] if you must be an animal for one day, what?
An ant.

[twelve] ever had a near death experience?
No.

[thirteen] something you do a lot?
Are you referring to NDE's?

[fourteen] the song stuck in your head?
Waka Laka.

[fifteen] who did you copy and paste this from?
Kei.

[sixteen] name someone with the same birthday as you?
Prince the Ripper, Belphegor of KHR.

[seventeen] when was the last time you cried?
Last night. (Kei, how can you cry at Wall-E?)

[eighteen] have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
Yes.

[nineteen] if you could have one super power what would it be?
Invisibility.

[twenty] what's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Their race.

[twenty-one] what do you usually order from Starbucks?
Cappuccino.

[twenty-two] what's your biggest secret?
Ahahahahahahaha.

[twenty-three] favorite color?
Red.

[twenty-four] do you still watch kiddie shows or tv shows?
Yes.

[twenty-five] what's on your walls?
Stuff.

[twenty-six] what are you?
Human.

[twenty-seven] do you speak any other language?
Yes.

[twenty-eight] what's your favorite smell?
Lilac.

[twenty-nine] Describe your life in one word.
Asian.

[thirty-one] have you ever kissed in the rain?
No.

[thirty-two] what are you thinking about right now?
"What am I thinking about right now?"

[thirty-three] what should you be doing?
Eating lunch.

[thirty-four] who was the last person that made you upset/angry?
Mom.

[thirty-five] how often do u talk to God?
As in, my god, you're inconsistent in your typing?

[thirty-six] do you like working in the yard?
No.

[thirty-seven] if you could have any last name in the world, what would you ?
Something longer and more aristocratic sounding?

[thirty-eight] do you act differently around the person you like?
Hellz no, I ain't no giggle-snort chick.

[thirty-nine] what is your natural hair color?
Black.

[forty] who was the last person to make you cry?
Dad.

Any of you guys ever tried a slippery dick?

[one] have you ever been asked out?
No.

[two] where was your default picture taken?
If my concept of a 'default picture is correct, nowhere. It's an illustration.

[three] what's your middle name?
I don't have one.

[four] your current relationship status?
…I'm a son, does that count?

[five] does your crush like you back?
No.

[six]what is your current mood?
I'm a little sad, bored.

[seven] what color of underwear are you wearing?
They're black.

[eight] what color shirt are you wearing?
It's black.

[nine] Missing something?
The specificity of this question, you vague fuckwit.

[ten] if you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?
I wouldn't be able to foresee the consequences, so I don't know.

[eleven] if you must be an animal for one day, what?
A fly.

[twelve] ever had a near death experience?
No.

[thirteen] something you do a lot?
I think.

[fourteen] the song stuck in your head?
Dancing Lasha Tumbai, by Verka Serduchka.

[fifteen] who did you copy and paste this from?
Wally.

[sixteen] name someone with the same birthday as you?
Aage Niels Bohr, son of THE Niels Bohr.

[seventeen] when was the last time you cried?
Watching Wall-E, I guess.

[eighteen] have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
No.

[nineteen] if you could have one super power what would it be?
Time manipulation (changing the rate of it, not the direction, i.e., not time travel).

[twenty] what's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Their race.

[twenty-one] what do you usually order from Starbucks?
Something from that refrigerated rack, like an Izze or something.

[twenty-two] what's your biggest secret?
I think it's fucking retarded that you'd ask me to put it here.

[twenty-three] favorite color?
Orange.

[twenty-four] do you still watch kiddie shows or tv shows?
Spongebob's boring, now that I've seen all the episodes.

[twenty-five] what's on your walls?
Typical suburban home plaster.

[twenty-six] what are you?
A person who gets mad at vague questions.

[twenty-seven] do you speak any other language?
We can speak many languages to some extent. We all know a word or phrase in Vietnamese, French, Romanian, etc., but where is the line drawn? If I have to be fluent, how fluent? What does it mean to "speak" a language? How about to "know" it?

[twenty-eight] what's your favorite smell?
The smell of a pretty girl's hair, I guess. Yeah, I know. Creepy.

[twenty-nine] Describe your life in one word.
Typical.

[thirty-one] have you ever kissed in the rain?
I've probably kissed my mom in the rain at least once.

[thirty-two] what are you thinking about right now?
"What am I thinking about right now?"

[thirty-three] what should you be doing?
Sleepin'.

[thirty-four] who was the last person that made you upset/angry?
Bill O'Reilly

[thirty-five] how often do u talk to God?
Nice spelling, theist.

[thirty-six] do you like working in the yard?
No.

[thirty-seven] if you could have any last name in the world, what would you ?
I have no issues with my current family name, but I'd like to try "Maeda".

[thirty-eight] do you act differently around the person you like?
I'm pretty sure I do.

[thirty-nine] what is your natural hair color?
Black.

[forty] who was the last person to make you cry?
I don't remember. Sam Raimi?

-because email is SO yesterday. ;P

Not as easy as you might think. Now copy or forward, change the answers to suit you and pass it on along . It's really hard to only use one word answers.

1. Where is your cell phone? nonexsistant
2. Your significant other? human
3. Your hair? long
4. Your mother? work
5. Your father? home
6. Your favorite thing? favorites
7. Your dream last night? forgotten
8. Your favorite drink? OJ!
9. Your dream/goal? SUCCESS
10. The room you're in? computer
11. Your hobby? sleep
12. Your fear? flush
13. Where do you want to be in 6 years? schoolin'
14. Where were you last night? library
15. What you're not? dead
16. Muffins? FEWD!
17. One of your wish list items? heelies 8D
18. Where you grew up? houston
19. The last thing you did? localms
20. What are you wearing? PJ's
21. Your TV? blasting
22. Your pets? muddy
23. Your computer? on
24. Your life? boring
25. Your mood? pained
26. Missing someone? alot
27. Your car? cart?
28. Something you're not wearing? shoes
29. Favorite store? Book!
30. Your summer? rainy
31. Like someone? no
32. Your favorite colors? red
33. When is the last time you laughed? recently
34. Last time you cried? recently
35. Who will resend this? somebody

I don't like roaches. And I saw one standing two feet away from me when I came out of the bathroom. Taking two steps backwards, I grabbed my trusty can of Raid. The roach skittered back at the same time and turned into the area where my bike was parked, cornering itself. I turned on all the lights, so I will always have a good view of where the roach can hide, and started spraying. At first it started backing into the corner and trying to climb up the wall, but it was slippery with Raid.

Now what type of roach goes towards where the Raid is spraying from? I started backing up, being not too fond of roaches, hence my violent spraying. In the end I started screaming and my mom came. She, not being a, uh..., roach-a-phobic... caught it with her bare hands.

And so now I am so paranoid that every other second I jerk my head around for another roach. And a second ago, I thought the movement of text being typed in was a roach. Now isn't that sad?

CELLO

• Popper: 40 Etudes, Op.73 for Cello, IMC
  • #10 (Appassionato) - Tempo:  Quarter note = 80-88
• Duport: Twenty-One Etudes Book 1 for Cello, Schirmer
  • #1 (Andante) - Tempo:  Quarter note = 56-64
  • Errata
    • m. 10 - the last three notes should read E, F natural, F sharp
      (instead of E, F sharp, G) (5/21/08)

Can someone please find the cello region music for me? Please & thank you!

Let's do a thing where we all edit a single post. Also, please sign your post using four tildes (~~~~). Just kidding. Anyway, I'll be wandering around First Colony Mall from 11 to 6 on all Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. So, yeah. Call me if you want? I guess. I dunno. Uh, ahem. --- Keijiro (talk) 12:31, 19 June 2008 (UTC)

I'm going to the mall with peeps on Thor's Day, so eh, I'll make up for it somehow. D;

and gasp, Inu Yasha FINALLY ended. I read the last chapter and only the last chapter, ever. =3

Anyone want to do anything on Thursday?

That's your cue to start coming up with stuff, by the way.

[ ] skipped class?
[x] liked a Boy/Girl?
[ ] kissed someone at school?
[x] hugged someone at school?
[ ] started a rumor?
[ ] gotten a detention?
[x] made new friends?
[ ] gone to a dance
[x] been to a pep rally
[ ] watched a football game
[ ] watched a soccer game
[x] watched a baseball/softball game
[x] watched a volleyball game
[ ] watched a tennis match
[x] watched a basketball game
[ ] watched a track meet
[ ] watched a wrestling match
[ ] watched a lacrosse game
[ ] fought with a teacher
[x] got a 100% on a test/quiz<--115% 8D
[ ] walked from school
[x] been driven to school
[x] got dropped off at school
[ ] heard a rumor about yourself
[ ] missed school when you weren't sick
[x] failed a test
[ ] made up some lame excuse for homework not being done
[ ] the teacher believed your lame excuse
[ ] crushed on a teacher
[ ] hit on a teacher
[x] hated a teacher
[ ] on student council
[ ] in a club
[x] got an award
[ ] fallen asleep in school
[ ] gotten in trouble for falling asleep in class
[ ] had your phone go off in class
[ ] had your phone taken away
[ ] lied to a teacher
[ ] laughed so hard you cried in class
[ ] eaten lunch in the bathroom
[ ] like your yearbook picture
[ ] missed more than a week at once of school
[x] enjoyed school
[ ] excited for summer
[ ] taking summer school
[ ] have a summer job

( ) You have a boyfriend/girl friend
( ) You have your own laptop
(x) You own a cell phone
(x) You have an ipod/ mp3 player
( ) Your parents are still together
(x) You have (a) best friend(s)
( ) There is a swimming pool in your backyard
(x) You dress how you want to
( ) Hang out with friends more than once a week
(x) There is a computer/laptop in your room
(x) You have never been beaten up
(x) You NEVER cry more than twice a month
(x) You are allowed to listen to the music you want to
(x) Your room is big enough for you
( ) You collect something normal
( ) You look forward to going to work/school
( ) You don’t wish you were someone else.
( ) You play a sport<-- Lol
( ) You do something after school/WORK
( ) You own a car
(x) You usually don’t fight with your mom
( ) You are happy with your appearance
(x) You have never gotten a failing grade on your report card
(x) You have friends
(x) You know what’s going on in the world.
( ) You care about many people
(x) You know a little bit of another language.
(x) You have a screen name
( ) You own a pet
(x) You know the words to more than 5 songs
(x) You don’t have many enemies
(x) You are a generally nice person

I come bearing rice, amusements, and poorly made products!

[ ] skipped class?
[x] liked a Girl?
[ ] kissed someone at school?
[x] hugged someone at school?
[ ] started a rumor?
[ ] gotten a detention?
[x] made new friends?
[ ] gone to a dance
[ ] been to a pep rally
[ ] watched a football game
[ ] watched a soccer game
[ ] watched a baseball/softball game
[ ] watched a volleyball game
[ ] watched a tennis match
[ ] watched a basketball game
[ ] watched a track meet
[ ] watched a wrestling match
[ ] watched a lacrosse game
[ ] fought with a teacher
[x] got a 100% on a test/quiz
[ ] walked from school
[x] been driven to school
[x] got dropped off at school
[ ] heard a rumor about yourself
[x] missed school when you weren't sick
[ ] failed a test
[x] made up some lame excuse for homework not being done
[x] the teacher believed your lame excuse
[ ] crushed on a teacher
[ ] hit on a teacher
[ ] hated a teacher
[ ] on student council
[x] in a club
[x] got an award
[x] fallen asleep in school
[ ] gotten in trouble for falling asleep in class
[x] had your phone go off in class
[ ] had your phone taken away
[x] lied to a teacher
[x] laughed so hard you cried in class
[ ] eaten lunch in the bathroom
[meh] like your yearbook picture
[ ] missed more than a week at once of school
[x] enjoyed school
[x] excited for summer
[yay/boo!] taking summer school
[ ] have a summer job

( ) You have a boyfriend/girl friend
(x) You have your own laptop
(x) You own a cell phone
(x) You have an ipod/ mp3 player
(x) Your parents are still together
(x) You have (a) best friend(s)
( ) There is a swimming pool in your backyard
(x) You dress how you want to
(?) Hang out with friends more than once a week
(x) There is a computer/laptop in your room
(x go nerds) You have never been beaten up
(x) You NEVER cry more than twice a month
(x) You are allowed to listen to the music you want to
(no the two of us????) Your room is big enough for you
( ) You collect something normal
(x) You look forward to going to work/school
( ) You don’t wish you were someone else.
(HELL NO j/k) You play a sport
( ) You do something after school/WORK
( ) You own a car
(x) You usually don’t fight with your mom
(ok) You are happy with your appearance
(x) You have never gotten a failing grade on your report card
(x (AHEM KEI)) You have friends
(x) You know what’s going on in the world.
(x) You care about many people
(x) You know a little bit of another language.
(x) You have a screen name
( ) You own a pet
(x) You know the words to more than 5 songs
(x) You don’t have many enemies
(x) You are a generally nice person

[ ] skipped class?
[x] liked a Boy/Girl?
[x] kissed someone at school?
[x] hugged someone at school?
[ ] started a rumor?
[ ] gotten a detention?
[x] made new friends?
[ ] gone to a dance
[ ] been to a pep rally
[ ] watched a football game
[ ] watched a soccer game
[ ] watched a baseball/softball game
[ ] watched a volleyball game
[ ] watched a tennis match
[ ] watched a basketball game
[ ] watched a track meet
[ ] watched a wrestling match
[ ] watched a lacrosse game
[ ] fought with a teacher
[x] got a 100% on a test/quiz
[ ] walked from school
[x] been driven to school
[x] got dropped off at school
[ ] heard a rumor about yourself
[ ] missed school when you weren't sick
[x] failed a test
[x] made up some lame excuse for homework not being done
[x] the teacher believed your lame excuse
[ ] crushed on a teacher
[ ] hit on a teacher
[ ] hated a teacher
[ ] on student council
[ ] in a club
[?] got an award
[x] fallen asleep in school
[ ] gotten in trouble for falling asleep in class
[ ] had your phone go off in class
[ ] had your phone taken away
[ ] lied to a teacher
[x] laughed so hard you cried in class
[ ] eaten lunch in the bathroom
[ ] like your yearbook picture
[ ] missed more than a week at once of school
[x] enjoyed school
[x] excited for summer
[ ] taking summer school
[ ] have a summer job

( ) You have a boyfriend/girl friend
( ) You have your own laptop
(x) You own a cell phone
(x) You have an ipod/ mp3 player
( ) Your parents are still together
(x) You have (a) best friend(s)
( ) There is a swimming pool in your backyard
(x) You dress how you want to
( ) Hang out with friends more than once a week
( ) There is a computer/laptop in your room
(x) You have never been beaten up
(x) You NEVER cry more than twice a month
(x) You are allowed to listen to the music you want to
(x) Your room is big enough for you
( ) You collect something normal
(x) You look forward to going to work/school
( ) You don’t wish you were someone else.
(x - going to...) You play a sport
( ) You do something after school/WORK
( ) You own a car
(x) You usually don’t fight with your mom
( ) You are happy with your appearance
(x) You have never gotten a failing grade on your report card
(x) You have friends
(x) You know what’s going on in the world.
( ) You care about many people
(x) You know a little bit of another language.
(x) You have a screen name
( ) You own a pet
(x) You know the words to more than 5 songs
(x) You don’t have many enemies
(x) You are a generally nice person

Can Ulo/Steve tell me what was the required book for World History?

William Safire's "Fumblerules":
No sentence fragments.
Avoid run-on sentences they are hard to read.
A writer must not shift your point of view.
Reserve the apostrophe for it’s proper use and omit it when its not needed.
Write all adverbial forms correct.
In their writing, everyone should make sure that their pronouns agree with its antecedent.
Use the semicolon properly, use it between complete but related thoughts; and not between an independent clause and a mere phrase.
Don’t use no double negatives.
Also, avoid awkward or affected alliteration.
If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a thousand times: Resist hyperbole.
If any word is improper at the end of a sentence, a linking verb is.
Avoid commas, that are not necessary.
Verbs has to agree with their subjects.
Avoid trendy locutions that sound flaky.
And don’t start a sentence with a conjunction.
The passive voice should never be used.
Writing carefully, dangling participles should be avoided.
Do not overuse exclamation points!!!
Never use a long word when a diminutive one will do.
Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
Use parallel structure when you write and in speaking.
You should just avoid confusing readers with misplaced modifiers.
Place pronouns as close as possible, especially in long sentences—such as those of ten or more words—to their antecedents.
Eschew dialect, irregardless.
Remember to never split an infinitive.
Take the bull by the hand and don’t mix metaphors.
Don’t verb nouns.
Always pick on the correct idiom.
Never, ever use repetitive redundancies.
"Avoid overuse of ‘quotation "marks."’"
Never use prepositions to end a sentence with.
Last but not least, avoid clichés like the plague.