Fuzzy Friends Asylum

RULES:
Go to Google and type in your first name and the phrase. Copy and paste the first sentence/phrase you get that makes sense.

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
A: Because Jing needs more sleep. - I do need more sleep.

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
A: Jing looks like a Rastafarian wannabe from the 1500s, dude, where is Mei Chaofeng? - wha?

and

Jing looks like he is having a great time as crime boss Ferrari. - ;D

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
A: "It's a big insult to my mother and me," Jing says, with evident indignation and sarcasm.

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
A: JING WANTS YOU TO CELEBRATE LIFE! - Good morning, life is beautiful!

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
A: But Jing does not mind doing her homework and spending time there everyday after school. - Yeah that is SO me. >.>

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
A: Jing hates to eat with hands and always ask for spoon and folk.

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
A: Jing asks the question 'do you drink coffee everyday',

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search.
A: Jing goes to his rescue and is caught for faking an Emperor's summon. - Yeah!

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.
A: Jing likes to use the word "fearless". - I do?

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.
A: Jing eats peacocks for snacks. - ;D

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.
A: Jing wears only a purple swimsuit and ruby-red high heels as she struts around a pool. - o.o

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: Jing 杨静Chinese Song Hokkien Mtv .... Headzup: Arrested For Trying To Vote. - dafuxup?