Fuzzy Friends Asylum

Tomorrow is New Year's Eve... In two days we'll say good bye to 2006 and hello to 2007.

Common sense tells me they're all Latin.
I'm right, right? RIGHT?!?!

-EDIT-
And Wiki tells me they're on the US seal. Yeah, I'm a cheater. =P

I really don't know. I am just to lazy to think during holiday break. I will figure it out later...

E pluribus unum. (Out of many, one.)
Novus ordo seclorum. (New order of the ages.)
Annuit cœptis. (God [understood] favors the things that have begun.)

http://www.freewebs.com/saiichi/Swingle%20Singers%20-%20The%20Flight%20Of%20The%20Bumble%20Bee.mp3

Was 93 when he died. Damn...
:)

Gerald Ford died last night. He was the 38th president of the United States. During his administration, he pardoned Nixon for Watergate, which was a very unpopular action but showed that his actions were based on what he thought was ethical. Indeed, the pardon caused "our long national nightmare [to be] over." He was never elected to any political office (except a Congressional seat) before he was sworn in to replace the resigned Nixon. He led the United States through the aftermath of Watergate and the withdarwal from Vietnam. Today, we remember him for what he has done for our country.

I just watched on the 5:00 news that an oil pipe in Nigeria just exploded. They say that it exploded because 2 thieves were trying to cut the pipe using a fire torch. Yes, I said a fire torch (fire torch+oil pipe=boom)! Anyways about 200-300 people were killed so yeah... All of the relatives were being over emotional and were collapsing on the floor. Apparently the were full of grief for their current loss. They are all idiots aren't they? ._.

I had a little chat with y psychotherapist... my digital one that is... Hidden inside UNIX emacs as an easter egg.

Presenting... The Excellent Room! Where I'm guessing the ladies will do their soliciting...

...now we have the suffer the 6 days until New Year's. For the time being, enjoy this picture!

Even though I opened my presents 17 hours ago…

So.... When are we going to see Keijiro? Or did Jingyie go see Keijiro and leave me out?
O.o
Wishing everyone a peaceful Christmas season.
Okay, so I added a picture in the spirit of Xmas...

We should probably start tagging things so that they kind of have a natural "structure," per se.
You can see some of the tags I've made in the lower left right corner.
1. Create a post by going into the post dialog. Once you're done, go to the bottom, under Labels for this post: and click Show all to see every tag that's been used.
2. Click on one of the tags or create your own if it doesn't fit any of the tags, create a new tag. Like, if your post was a meme about "five places you want to go to", use the tags meme - five things and meme- places.
3. That's really all there is to it.

1. people who are naive
2. people who don't know what they really want therefore they reject themselves the very pleasure in which they yearn for *cough*cough* you know who you are!
3. idiots
4. people who speak Spanish even though they can clearly speak English and just speak it so that others won't know what they are talking about
5. folks who think a B or C is a good grade (it is not)
6. people who talk about others to cover up their own insecurities
7. anyone who listens to any type of rap
8. people who "play fight" and then end up really fighting
9. people who lie to themselves even when it is very obvious
10. anyone who believes playfully slapping the crap out of boy is considered flirting
** items in red are extremely annoying

1. Those people that tink all Asian people that arent't talking are ESL.
2. Think a C is a good grade.
3. Can remember every lyirc to "Bye Bye Bye" but not the date the Declaration of Independenc was signed.
4. Surrealistic people.
5. Justin Timerblake. Bush. Domo haters.
6. Anyone who calls an MP3 player an "iPod" <--Old people... iPods are designed to play AAC encoded media.
7. People who have the nerve to pronounce Mac OS X as "Oh Es Ex" instead of "Oh Es Ten."
8. "What's BitTorrent? It's legal to, like, torrent music, right?"
9. "The Internet is a series of tubes."
10. People with ridiculous MySpace layouts.
11. People who have more than one boy/girlfriend....and they're only thirteen.
11. People who can't count.

*We should probably start labelling our posts now! Look at the bottom footer of this post.*
*"People named Steven/Jingyie :)"*

1. Date when not even in high school.
2. Have had sex with someone that will not be the person they marry.
3. Can't make A's.
4. Get tanned.
5. Can remember all their friends' phone numbers but not a credit card number.
6. Spend a whole year to read a HP.
7. Can read HP but can't read a 200-page chapter book.
8. Cover their face with make up. What happened to NATURAL beauty?
9. And perfume and body spray.
10. Can't finish the list. XD

Keijiro, what can Steven and I do that you can't?

1. Actors
2. Guitarists
3. People named Steven/Jingyie :)
4. Professional Lego sculptors
5. *coughcough*Whitepeoplewithgirlfriends*coughcough*
6. People who understand PhotoShop
7. Graffiti artists
8. Realistic people
9. People who can be bothered to finish lists

1. candy
2. cookies
3. clothing <-- we desperately need this
4. computers
5. chocolate <-- may go under candy
6. cake <-- yum!
7. cash <-- who doesn't like this?!
8. chatting
9. cheesy movies <-- we have all secretly watched one of these
10. cellos <-- well duh!
** btw, I also like hugs so give me plenty of those!

Okay... I'm starting today's new meme!
1. Mac - It' so darn fast, pretty and functional. I use it every day. I;m becoming a Mac addict already.
2. Mommy - Everyone should love their mommy! At least everyone that wants presents...
3. Maps - So I don't get lost. I don't like not kowing where I am.
4. Microsoft - She is my god and I will worship her until she crumbles under the weight of her obsessive ego.
5. Memory - So I can remember all of those funny words they teach in science.
6. Size M - Otherwise my clothes are obsessively baggy or are a pain to put on.
7. M&M's - Yummy candy..... chocolate.....
8. E-mail - It spawned the era of MySpace and interent socializing.
9. Money - Happiness is priceless; for everything else, there's Money!
10. And last but not least, number 10 is.... "Me." :)

1.Almost anyone of any religion celebrates Christmas because it's such a nice holiday.
2.Most people don't give a shit what you say.
3.Be brave, offend any person/thing/place/time/reason you want.

1. Everyone loved Seinfeld, everyone loves Seinfeld, and everyone will love Seinfeld.
2. Why risk offending any religion/culture/country? (Let's hope Uloma doesn't get our blog "mysteriously" shut down by those Muslims.)
3. Metal poles look much nicer than green trees or little menorahs!

1. It's a flipping free country, so I can say whatever the fuck I want!
2. We have put up with all your bull all these years so we should have every right to say merry Christmas.
3. We respect your religion, so you'd better respect ours!

**add on guys!

We should totally do a "daily meme" on our blog! Like, one of us starts with a meme, such as "Three Reasons Why ___ Color M&M's Are Best," and then everyone else does a blog post using the same mme topic. How about that.... So, do you guys want to do this?

On my way back home from my violin lesson, at the Bissonet-Highway 6 intersection, there's a Walgreens. And guess what the advertisement says?

"Chia Pets 14.99"

IT"S NOT FAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT FAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT FAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Keijiro's done with his midterms, and we still have stinky exams..... No fair... Stupid FBISD
And then my scifair proj gets denied for the SECOND TIME!!!! Argggghhhhh! Cant start until who knows when... Oh wait, thats a good thing :)
At least tomorrow is US History with Ms Robarts. Shes like Mr Miller, only a woman, shorter, no beard, and less fat.

Starting from 0:00-

• Watched 'Roseanne' until 3:30
• Slept
• Had disturbing dream
• Woke up at 9:45
• Posted on blog
• Went back to sleep

Yay! It is my first day of Winter Break, because I took my exams on Dec. 12-14.

*woke up
*got dressed
*watched some television
*while watching television, I start fantasizing about something I can't tell
*surfed the net
*ate breakfast (shredded wheaties)
*bus stop
*school
*exams (aced them)
*home
*got on aim (still on it)
*ate something
*messed with sisties
*got into a slap box fight with sisties
*went to Fry's Electronics
*bought nothing
*went to supermarket
*bought shit load of candy
*watching tv now
*soon to study
Aren't I just the shizz? I know I'm awesome, damn it!

Ummm... okay... here I go...
I woke up and ate. Leftover rice. Yummmm...
Then I went to school, forsaking the need of my backpack.
I saw Mr. Orchestra and tried to hie from him, so he wouldn't scream at me.
Then I took that stupid ELA exam. Didn't study. Probably got an A.
Then took the wellness exam. Eh. It was easy. No. It was OK. Okay, it was boring.
Then I went to look for Mr. Hancock, who has my #&^% science fair forms. I don't blame him. I blame those science fair people.
I then find out that I may have possibly gotten a 100 on my Algebra exam.
I notice that I didn't see Mr. Algebra today.
Didn't see him, so I went home.
I accidentally moved my papers in my hand too fast. My pencils flew into the grass. I found them.
Then I ate lunch.
Then I played with GarageBand.
Then I went on AIM, but nobody responded to me.
Then I wrote this blog entry, listening to my iPod.
Then I stare at the wallpaper, noticing that it is a disgusting shade of green.
I notice that my iPod has stopped playing, but I'm too lazy to press play.
Eh, what the heck, I'll press play for the fun of it.
Then I wait for Keijiro to come.

Thank God for for Waterboarding! We'll have those al-Qaeda secrets out in no time!

Uloma, make your move already!(inside joke)

Anyways, I can't sleep. Asians don't need to study. So I watched paint peel. It was really interesting! The paint peels at such a slow rate that you can't tell if it was any different that a second ago. I was afeared(olde way of saying afraid, learned from MacBeth) to blink because I might miss something.

And then I watched grass grow. Same procedure, but there were alot of distractions. An insect would occasionally get in my view or an animal would make some irritating noise.

I ended up listening to the faucet drip...

It's kinda like the chinese water torture. That's where you tie and person and drip water over their head. The mind starts to anticipate(that's the second time I used this word today -.-) the next droplet and plans to react to it, like jumping up slightly. But their involuntary actions are binded, so due to the fact that your mind is waiting for the next drop but can't react to it, you can be driven towards insanity!

...except I was just waiting for the drips.

Don't worry Jingyie! The distance is becoming smaller and smaller every day! Soon there will be no distance at all and all your dreams will come true! ^o^

Finally, Keijiro has joined our strange little minds and keyboards in our shared blog. Yay! If only he joined us in real life, but that's another story... (PLEASE COME, KEIJIRO!!!) Yay! Now we're the Fuzzy Four again!
Keijiro's paper masterpiece is very interesting, indeed...
Meanwhile, we have to buckle down for exam week. Pro: Get off school early; Con: Exams.
At least I got Mr. Algebra's exam out of the way (sorry, Jingyie!).
That's all for now.
^ The eyeglasses. They could be Keijiro's. They could be mine. They could be yours. They could be Mr, Gates'. ^

2 days ago… wow, I'm late. Anyways, I'd like to say that I made this to represent the multiple contributions (from many, many sides) made available by the creation of this shared blog. But it wasn't. It was for school.

-EDIT- HOLY CRAP! I forgot to title it!

Okay, there's this idiot who's suing Amazon.com. Steven sent me the link about a month ago and I just found it now. It makes laugh like a madman to think of some average joe suing a multi-million dollar company. So now I am sharing it with the world! Here it is:


Dude suing: Obviously Amazon's malfeasance will result in a multi-million dollar victory for those of us that are suing them. I'm just wondering if they'll settle quickly or drag it out for a few years before we get paid. What do you guys think?
I already have my attorney working on the paperwork and the best thing about it is he's doing it for billable hours (I suckered him) rather than a contingency. That means if I score several million I only have to pay my attorney $250/hr for his time. Yes!!!

Customer: Please tell me this is a joke. You cannot be serious.

Another customer: YOU MUST BE THE BIGGER LOSER EVER!!!

Dude suing: Why would I be joking? I intend to get paid off of this ripoff and gross injustice.
You must be another of those "Amazon did nothing wrong" town criers that I believe are just plants that secretly work for Amazon!

Customer: Wow...tool.

Another customer: LOL! Have your attorney sue the state because you didn't win the lottery, while you're at it. Check out the "conditions of use" on the website. There goes the legal leg that you're teetering on! Have fun with that law suit.

Dude suing: You can laugh now but I'll be the one laughing after I get my settlement and start driving around town in my Bentley eating caviar and drinking champagnes! Thia was not a lottery!!!
Amazon did a classic bait and switch. They got me to go to their website to order something they didn't intend to sell at that price and when I got their-- surprise it was gone like --poof--
All fairy dust and magic dreams.
I won't stand for it and my attorney says he will work very hard even weekends and nights to help me win my case.
I'm getting big bucks baby!!!

Customer: "drinking champagnes"
Such a grasp of te English language... you will get far in life.

Another customer: Yeah, that's bright. I'm the one cry'n. It's a frigging game!! Get over yourself.

This is our blog, for the Fuzzy Friends Network of blogs. This is our group blog, altough we do have individual blogs. Our minds are beginning to think as one! We're gonna have some fun here :)
Uloma Steven Keijiro Jingyie