http://www.fortbendisd.com/campuses/documents/news/news_20080725_1035.pdf

AP World History summer assignment for anybody (ahem, Jing) who needs it

i'm baaack!

i bet y'all didn't even know that i was gone for a week, huh?


1. will you answer every question honestly?
sure.

2. have you ever stayed up all night while drunk or high?
i wish...

3. have you ever punched anyone in the face?
yeah.

4. do you miss anything or anyone?
sorta-kinda.

5. what makes you laugh no matter what?
charlie the unicorn. :D

6. have you kissed anyone on the lips within the past twenty four hours?
no.

7. who was the last person you talked to?
my sister.

8. what do you dislike at the moment?
the fact that my dad always makes like, a billion stops during a road trip.

9. name one person on your top friends who is the most like you?
marilyn?


HARDER.

1. do you get butterflies around the guys/girls you like?
depends on who it is.

2. do you think it is bad to have sex at your age?
very.

3. will you get married?
def.

4. will you be doing drugs in the near future?
only the "black drugs" (weed or coke).

5. do you lie about your age?
why?

VERY PERSONAL.

1. if you were to have sex right now would you use a condom?
of course.

2. are you happy with yourself?
not really...

3. would you change yourself for the person you love?
no (i could go on a tangent about this, but i don't want to bore you guys).

4. what do you tell yourself when times get hard?
i tend to get a tad spiritual, in times like that.

SECRETS.

1. when did you last cry?
can't remember...

2. do you believe in God?
yes.

3. when was the last time you fell asleep with a guy?
not since the end of school.

4. what is currently on your mind?
"it's so damn hot in this house."

5. did you ever wish a close friend to death?
no, that's too mean.

6. has a guy ever seriously punched you more than once?
wtf, no?

7. have you ever made out until you ran out of breath?
haha! no.

SHOCKING

1. have you done bad things with your parents near by?
lmao! yes.

2. have you started a horrible rumor about somebody?
no.

3. did you ever fail the school year?
are you serious?

4. have you ever done hallucinogenic drugs?
i only do the "black drugs".

5. have you ever been too drunk to remember a certain night?
no.

6. do you think your future will be a good one?
def.

THE DEEP STUFF

1. Do you think you were raised well?
rotflmfao! no.

2. Do you have a secret that you've never told ANYONE?
yes.

3. How do you handle stress?
sleeeeeep.

4. How would you spend your last day alive?
most likely, i probably wouldn't know that i was supposed to die.

5. Do you hide things well or do you have a guilty conscience?
i'm excellent at it.

6. If there was true love on one side of the street and a million bucks on the other, which one would you pick?
you already know.

7. If your parents got divorced and you had to pick mom or dad to live with?
i chose my mom, already. (;

8. If you had to choose between having one family member or 5 of your closest friends die who would you choose?
too hard! >.<

9. Do you think you could ever forgive someone who murdered a family member?
fuck no. i'd be comin' for that ass, quick!

10. What is the worst thing you've ever done that your parents DON'T know about?
you don't wanna know.

THE LOVE STUFF

1. Do you think you know the meaning of love?
yes, but that would be another tangent.

2. The last time you kissed someone... was it someone you can see yourself being with?
my sister? no thanks!

3. Whats the most important part of a relationship in your opinion?
trust.

4. If your parents didn't like the person you were dating, would you lose them?
it depends, really. i'd lose the dude if he were a douche bag, but i'd fight for him if he was a good dude.

THE RANDOM STUFF

1. Do you spend time with the same people always.. or new people?
same people.

2. Do you think best friends can be replaced?
yes.

3. Name 5+ people that you can tell ANYTHING to:
uh... rebecca, wen, marilyn, & my sisters.

3. Are you the type that would rather stay at other people's houses or have them at yours?
other people's houses.

4. When is the last time you were truly happy with your life?
like, a month ago?

5. Where was your default facebook picture taken?
my room.

6. Do you think long distance relationships are ever really worth it?
no, because they're probably cheating on you, anyway.

7. What is your favorite color?
pink.

8. What do you do when you have a bad day?
i eat some ice cream!

9. Do you believe exes can really ever be "just friends"?
yeah.

10. Who text messaged you last?
wen.

11. When was the last time you told someone (not family) you loved them?
i can't remember...

12. If you could pack up and leave your life now to move away, would you?
no.

13. Do you fall for people easily?
no.

14. Are you quick to start a fight?
no, you have to continue to instigate it to get me truly angry.

15. Do your parents really know YOU?
sorta-kinda. they surprise me sometimes.

16. Lyrics stuck in your head?
"i'll be there when your heart stops beating
i'll be there when your last breath's taken away
in the dark, when there's no one listening
in the times when we both get carried away."

17. Are you tired?
very.

18. Any friends you'd like to tell how much you appreciate them?
yeah.

20. Last time you walked farther than one block?
monday?

OFF THE WALL QUESTIONS

1. What Curse Word Do You Use The Most?
nigga? lmao!

2. Do You Own An Ipod?
yup.

3. Do You Ever Take Medication To Help You Fall Asleep?
no.

4. Do You Prefer Regular Or Chocolate Milk?
regular, all the way!

5. When Was The Last Time You Had Starbucks?
not since school ended. :[

6. Do You Think People Talk About You Behind Your Back?
i don't think so. maybe?

7. Is Anyone In Love With You?
uh, i hope he got over that. >:|

8. Ever Cry In Public?
i hate it when i do that.

9. Are You Currently Wanting Any Piercings Or Tattoo?
nah.

10. Whats The Weather Like?
hottt.

11. Would You Ever Date Anyone Covered In Tattoos?
travis barker, but that's where i draw the line.

12. Do You Pay Attention To The Calories In The Package/Box?
lol! yes...

13. Do You Use Sarcasm?
i think so.

14. Do you get along better with the same sex or opposite?
same.

15. Do You Watch The News?
ugh, no.

16. How Did You Get One Of Your Scars?
curling iron. haha.

17. Who was the last person to make you really mad?
my dad.

18. Do You Like Anybody?
thank God, no.

19. What Are you Doing Tomorrow?
i need to get back on my grizzy.

Guh



1. will you answer every question honestly?
No.

2. have you ever stayed up all night while drunk or high?
No.

3. have you ever punched anyone in the face?
No.

4. do you miss anything or anyone?
Yes.

5. what makes you laugh no matter what?
A good episode of Whose Line.

6. have you kissed anyone on the lips within the past twenty four hours?
No.

7. who was the last person you talked to?
My grandmother.

8. what do you dislike at the moment?
The soreness of my legs.

9. name one person on your top friends who is the most like you?
I don't really have a friend that is very similar to me. ._.


HARDER.

1. do you get butterflies around the guys/girls you like?
Not sure.

2. do you think it is bad to have sex at your age?
Yes.

3. will you get married?
Most likely.

4. will you be doing drugs in the near future?
Probably.

5. do you lie about your age?
Not yet.

VERY PERSONAL.

1. if you were to have sex right now would you use a condom?
I guess.

2. are you happy with yourself?
No.

3. would you change yourself for the person you love?
No.

4. what do you tell yourself when times get hard?
"What dafuxupsrjkdtgvnkiserk."

SECRETS.

1. when did you last cry?
This morning.

2. do you believe in God?
No.

3. when was the last time you fell asleep with a guy?
Few weeks ago.

4. what is currently on your mind?
"People are gonna question who I slept with."

5. did you ever wish a close friend to death?
No.

6. has a guy ever seriously punched you more than once?
No.

7. have you ever made out until you ran out of breath?
No.

SHOCKING

1. have you done bad things with your parents near by?
Yes.

2. have you started a horrible rumor about somebody?
No.

3. did you ever fail the school year?
No.

4. have you ever done hallucinogenic drugs?
No.

5. have you ever been too drunk to remember a certain night?
No.

6. do you think your future will be a good one?
Yes.

THE DEEP STUFF

1. Do you think you were raised well?
No.

2. Do you have a secret that you've never told ANYONE?
Yes.

3. How do you handle stress?
Procrastination.

4. How would you spend your last day alive?
Suicide?

5. Do you hide things well or do you have a guilty conscience?
I'm pretty sure I hide things very well.

6. If there was true love on one side of the street and a million bucks on the other, which one would you pick?
Million bucks, 'kay, thanks, bye.

7. If your parents got divorced and you had to pick mom or dad to live with?
I'd prefer to move in with my aunt.

8. If you had to choose between having one family member or 5 of your closest friends die who would you choose?
I don't think I'll care too much either way.

9. Do you think you could ever forgive someone who murdered a family member?
Yeah.

10. What is the worst thing you've ever done that your parents DON'T know about?
It's a sekrit.

THE LOVE STUFF

1. Do you think you know the meaning of love?
Yes.

2. The last time you kissed someone...was it someone you can see yourself being with?
No.

3. Whats the most important part of a relationship in your opinion?
Mutual equivalence.

4. If your parents didn't like the person you were dating, would you lose them?
Probably.

THE RANDOM STUFF

1. Do you spend time with the same people always.. or new people?
Same people.

2. Do you think best friends can be replaced?
Yes.

3. Name 5+ people that you can tell ANYTHING to:
None.

3. Are you the type that would rather stay at other people's houses or have them at yours?
Other people's houses.

4. When is the last time you were truly happy with your life?
I don't really know.

5. Where was your default facebook picture taken?
It I had one, it would be a webcam in front of computer.

6. Do you think long distance relationships are ever really worth it?
No.

7. What is your favorite color?
Red.

8. What do you do when you have a bad day?
Today.

9. Do you believe exes can really ever be "just friends"?
Maybe.

10. Who text messaged you last?
Celeste.

11. When was the last time you told someone (not family) you loved them?
Celeste.

12. If you could pack up and leave your life now to move away, would you?
Yes.

13. Do you fall for people easily?
No.

14. Are you quick to start a fight?
No.

15. Do your parents really know YOU?
Psh, they don't even know my birthday.

16. Lyrics stuck in your head?
"Om du var min nu så skulle jag va din nu
Jag skulle aldrig lämnat det vackra vi haft
Om du var min nu så skulle jag va din nu
Jag skulle hålla om dig av hela min kraft "

17. Are you tired?
Yes.

18. Any friends you'd like to tell how much you appreciate them?
Yeah.

20. Last time you walked farther than one block?
This morning.

OFF THE WALL QUESTIONS

1. What Curse Word Do You Use The Most?
"Fuck".

2. Do You Own An Ipod?
Yes.

3. Do You Ever Take Medication To Help You Fall Asleep?
No.

4. Do You Prefer Regular Or Chocolate Milk?
I don't like milk.

5. When Was The Last Time You Had Starbucks?
Last week.

6. Do You Think People Talk About You Behind Your Back?
I doubt it.

7. Is Anyone In Love With You?
No.

8. Ever Cry In Public?
Yeah.

9. Are You Currently Wanting Any Piercings Or Tattoo?
No.

10. Whats The Weather Like?
Sunny-ish.

11. Would You Ever Date Anyone Covered In Tattoos?
Maybe.

12. Do You Pay Attention To The Calories In The Package/Box?
No, I'm Asian C:.

13. Do You Use Sarcasm?
Yes.

14. Do you get along better with the same sex or opposite?
Neither.

15. Do You Watch The News?
Yes.

16. How Did You Get One Of Your Scars?
Falling.

17. Who was the last person to make you really mad?
Sabrina, yes how dare you think I hate you.

18. Do You Like Anybody?
I'm not even sure.

19. What Are you Doing Tomorrow?
Kumon followed by a violin lesson.

Fuck my break. Here's mine, and a new one.

1. Where was I born? (state, city)
California, Pleasanton.

2. What is my birthday? (month, date, year)
6/19/1993. M/D/Y is a crappy notation, by the way.

3. What is my two favorite colors?
Orange, white.

4. Out of all my guy friends, who am I closest to?
Jonathan (if I can be friends with my cousin…).

5. Out of all my guy friends, who do I think is the cutest?
Steven.

6. Out of all of my friends, who do I look up to?
None, really.

7. Who is my closest friend, who is a girl?
Jing?

8. How many bfs have I had in the past?
Lovely.

9. Who do I have a crush on now?
I'm not really sure.

10. How old am I?
15 years (wasted?).

11. How many siblings do I have?
Two.

12. Who is my favorite actor?
I don't have one.

13. What is my favorite artist?
M. C. Escher.

14. Out of all the shoe companies, what is my favorite?
Vans?

15. What is my favorite type of food?
The liquid kind.

16. What's my favorite song by the Fall Out Boy?
[…by the Fall Out Boy…] Anyways, they're faggots.

17. What is the one thing that bothers me the most?
Irrationality (except where rational, as in the case of Buridan's Ass)

18. What day is my b-day this year? (you can look @ a calendar)
Thursday.

19. What school do I go to?
Clear Brook High School.

20. What grade am I in?
Between grades 9 and 10.

21. What is my favorite sport?
Table tennis.

22. Who is my favorite athlete? (could be any sport)
Nobuhiko Hasegawa. He was before my time, though.

23. Who is my best (read: only) friend who is a girl?
Jing.

24. Who is my best guy friend?
Jonathan (how pathetic is it that my cousin's my best friend?).

25. Who did I almost go out with?
My mom, yesterday?

26. What is my favorite subject in school?
Geometry. Fuck Algebra.

27. What kind of cell phone do I have?
>>an old, big, crappy one
Same.

28. What is my dream cell phone?
A Media Skin?

29. What is my dream car?
A Fortwo.

30. What is my hobby?
Collecting.

31. What is my brother's name?
Kentaro. Much better than Keijiro…

32. Is my brother older or younger than me, and if he is older or younger than me than me how many years older or younger is he?
Older by I forgot but around 12.

33. What is my sister's name?
Maria.

34. Is my sister older or younger than me is she is older, and if she is older or younger than me how many years is she?
Older by I forgot again but around 9.

35. Am I twins with my brother? (look at one of the previous questions?)
Not at all.

36. How many guys that have the name of Matt do I know?
Three.

37. What color are my eyes?
Brown.

38. What is my favorite drink?
Depends.

39. What is my favorite energy drink?
Bawls.

40. Did I ever get held back in a grade?
No.

41. Is my birthday before or after Christmas?
Before.

42. Who are my three favorite people to hang out with?
Jonathan, Jonathan, Jonathan.

------------------------

1. will you answer every question honestly?
I'll try, I guess.

2. have you ever stayed up all night while drunk or high?
No.

3. have you ever punched anyone in the face?
No.

4. do you miss anything or anyone?
Sure.

5. what makes you laugh no matter what?
When a teenager commits suicide. Even more if I'm a witness.

6. have you kissed anyone on the lips within the past twenty four hours?
My mom.

7. who was the last person you talked to?
My mom.

8. what do you dislike at the moment?
School-required reading and my "K" kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkey which keeps on falling off

9. name one person on your top friends who is the most like you?
I'm not a MySpacefag.


HARDER.

1. do you get butterflies around the guys/girls you like?
I don't know.

2. do you think it is bad to have sex at your age?
I'm not sure. Much, much lolicon manga has prevented this from becoming a "yes".

3. will you get married?
I'll try under the right circumstances.

4. will you be doing drugs in the near future?
Maybe in 6 or 7 years.

5. do you lie about your age?
Not yet.

VERY PERSONAL.

1. if you were to have sex right now would you use a condom?
No.

2. are you happy with yourself?
Not really.

3. would you change yourself for the person you love?
Maybe.

4. what do you tell yourself when times get hard?
"It's not hard, you fuckin' emo. Just decide what to fuckin' do, y'fuck."

SECRETS.

1. when did you last cry?
Two weeks ago?

2. do you believe in God?
Does this really go here, under "secrets"? I've never seen someone keep their beliefs to themselves, including myself. No.

3. when was the last time you fell asleep with a guy?
I probably took a nap in my cousin's bed while he was still in it sometime last week.

4. what is currently on your mind?
"Was he in it when slept there last week?"

5. did you ever wish a close friend to death?
Wishing's about as irrational as praying, so no.

6. has a guy ever seriously punched you more than once?
No.

7. have you ever made out until you ran out of breath?
…No.

SHOCKING

1. have you done bad things with your parents near by?
Yes.

2. have you started a horrible rumor about somebody?
No.

3. did you ever fail the school year?
No.

4. have you ever done hallucinogenic drugs?
No.

5. have you ever been too drunk to remember a certain night?
No.

6. do you think your future will be a good one?
It'll be okay, not great. Could be bad, but I've got a plan then.

THE DEEP STUFF

1. Do you think you were raised well?
I was raised in the standard way and that's okay. Although, at one point, I probably could've had an amazing education… but I'd have had to stay with my dad.

2. Do you have a secret that you've never told ANYONE?
Yes. Of course, maybe that's what makes it a secret.

3. How do you handle stress?
Procrastination.

4. How would you spend your last day alive?
This is something I could spend paragraphs on. And I will, later.

5. Do you hide things well or do you have a guilty conscience?
I'd like to think I hide thing well.

6. If there was true love on one side of the street and a million bucks on the other, which one would you pick?
"True love" as presented above is an unpleasant and untrue concept. The million dollars, please.

7. If your parents got divorced and you had to pick mom or dad to live with?
They are divorced, but if I had the choice, I don't think I could decide.

8. If you had to choose between having one family member or 5 of your closest friends die who would you choose?
I guess there are certain family members I don't care about. It depends on whether I could choose the family member who died or not.

9. Do you think you could ever forgive someone who murdered a family member?
It depends on the family member. In any case, I either wouldn't forgive them (close family member), or wouldn't care in the first place (distant).

10. What is the worst thing you've ever done that your parents DON'T know about?
It's too terrible to even put here.

THE LOVE STUFF

1. Do you think you know the meaning of love?
If this is asking whether I understand the concept (as one of biology, psychology, sociology), then yes, I think so.

2. The last time you kissed someone...was it someone you can see yourself being with?
That's nasty. My mom is my mom and that's it.

3. Whats the most important part of a relationship in your opinion?
Interdependence, obviously. That's what any and all relationships are. Friend-friend, mother-son, man-livestock, nation-nation. The list is way too long.

4. If your parents didn't like the person you were dating, would you lose them?
It's possible.

THE RANDOM STUFF

1. Do you spend time with the same people always.. or new people?
Same (lack of?) people. Always.

2. Do you think best friends can be replaced?
Quite easily.

3. Name 5+ people that you can tell ANYTHING to:
Jonathan
Sajid
Aamir
Erik
Steven, maybe?

3. Are you the type that would rather stay at other people's houses or have them at yours?
Others'.

4. When is the last time you were truly happy with your life?
When I was 4, in Japan.

5. Where was your default facebook picture taken?
Some bus station in Japan.

6. Do you think long distance relationships are ever really worth it?
No.

7. What is your favorite color?
Orange.

8. What do you do when you have a bad day?
Waste time.

9. Do you believe exes can really ever be "just friends"?
I don't know.

10. Who text messaged you last?
Somebody wanting to tell me about "Stock Market Opportunities Global Agri-Med Tech-GAGO Health Care equipmnt[sic] co".

11. When was the last time you told someone (not family) you loved them?
I don't recall.

12. If you could pack up and leave your life now to move away, would you?
With my mom, maybe.

13. Do you fall for people easily?
I don't think so.

14. Are you quick to start a fight?
No, if only because of my inability to fight.

15. Do your parents really know YOU?
I suspect they know a little about that, but I'm sure they know nothing about that.

16. Lyrics stuck in your head?
"Moskau, Moskau
Wirf die Gläser an die Wand
Russland ist ein schönes Land
Ho ho ho ho ho, hey!"

17. Are you tired?
Sorta.

18. Any friends you'd like to tell how much you appreciate them?
Sure. Hey, guys, I'm appreciating you. Okay. I've appreciated you. You're worth 5 gold each.

20. Last time you walked farther than one block?
Last week.

OFF THE WALL QUESTIONS

1. What Curse Word Do You Use The Most?
"Fuck".

2. Do You Own An Ipod?
Yes.

3. Do You Ever Take Medication To Help You Fall Asleep?
No.

4. Do You Prefer Regular Or Chocolate Milk?
Regular.

5. When Was The Last Time You Had Starbucks?
A year ago.

6. Do You Think People Talk About You Behind Your Back?
I don't see why they wouldn't.

7. Is Anyone In Love With You?
No.

8. Ever Cry In Public?
Not since a long time ago.

9. Are You Currently Wanting Any Piercings Or Tattoo?
Piercings are for fags, and no.

10. Whats The Weather Like?
I haven't been outside for some time, but it's probably typical.

11. Would You Ever Date Anyone Covered In Tattoos?
No.

12. Do You Pay Attention To The Calories In The Package/Box?
Unsurprisingly, no.

13. Do You Use Sarcasm?
Yes, let's all put a sarcastic, clever response here 'cause it's just so fucking funny. AHAHAHAHAHA.

14. Do you get along better with the same sex or opposite?
Neither?

15. Do You Watch The News?
Satirical news, maybe.

16. How Did You Get One Of Your Scars?
Don't have any.

17. Who was the last person to make you really mad?
Some random internet Christian.

18. Do You Like Anybody?
I'm not even sure.

19. What Are you Doing Tomorrow?
Sleeping and watching TV.

Oh my,

While paying some bills, the banker identified a fake twenty dollar bill. Now we're wondering if we should use it at some gas station. Asians are such cheap bastards.

Damn it, I hate it when this happens. ._.

Last night I kept thinking about that genetic disorder when mucus is extra thick. I couldn't put the name on it though. Only Hemophilia and Sickle Cell was coming up. Yes, I spent like half an hour in bed trying to remember the name.

I woke up this morning and thought that I should look it up online today. Just before I googled it, I remember it being Cystic Fibrosis.

%^&%@^*$ yays

1. Where was I born? (state, city)
houston, tex.

2. What is my birthday? (month, date, year)
0x7c8 yr 0xC mo 0x9 day

3. What is my two favorite colors?
green, more green.

4. Out of all my guy friends, who am I closest to?
kei

5. Out of all my guy friends, who do I think is the cutest?
no comment!

6. Out of all of my friends, who do I look up to?
annalisa

7. Who is my closest friend, who is a girl?
UlomaJing

8. How many bfs have I had in the past?
meh

9. Who do I have a crush on now?
Crushed legos?

10. How old am I?
666 years, counting past lives

11. How many siblings do I have?
uno

12. Who is my favorite actor *and writer*?
Tina Fey! hahaha... i love SNL :)

13. What is my favorite artist?
right now? movie is an art, so Andrew Stanton

14. Out of all the shoe companies, what is my favorite?
vans

15. What is my favorite type of food?
soylent green

16. What's my favorite song by the Fall Out Boy?
oh no....
just...
oh... no...

17. What is the one thing that bothers me the most?
Mediocrity

18. What day is my b-day this year? (you can look @ a calendar)
tues

19. What school do I go to?
Hightower High School.

20. What grade am I in?
retard operating level IV

21. What is my favorite sport?
Baseball... no, seriously.

22. Who is my favorite athlete? (could be any sport)
>>>I'm not too into sports.
me neither

23. Who is my best friend who is a girl?
JingUloma

24. Who is my best guy friend?
kei

25. Who did I almost go out with?
>>>>>haha, no one. well, there was that one time...
yeah

26. What is my favorite subject in school?
Enlgish->Writing

27. What kind of cell phone do I have?
an old, big, crappy one

28. What is my dream cell phone?
Head implant

29. What is my dream car?
flying ford mustang

30. What is my hobby?
sleeping, too

31. What is my brother's name?
andyyyy

32. Is my brother older or younger than me, and if he is older or younger than me than me how many years older or younger is he?
younger by 356d

33. What is my sister's name?
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34. Is my sister older or younger than me is she is older, and if she is older or younger than me how many years is she?
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35. Am I twins with my brother? (look at one of the previous questions?)
in a very strange way... not really but sort of

36. How many guys that have the name of Matt do I know?
i dont know... but i bet they're all called matthew too

37. What color are my eyes?
Black.

38. What is my favorite drink?
*It's a Tropicana Morning!*

39. What is my favorite energy drink?
you dont need energy to be slacker

40. Did I ever get held back in a grade?
kindergarten..
hahahaha NO

41. Is my birthday before or after Christmas?
Before.

42. Who are my three favorite people to hang out with?
annie, calli, andy

"I'll take things nobody knows for five hundred, please."

1. Where was I born? (state, city)
I was born somewhere in Guangzhou.

2. What is my birthday? (month, date, year)
That would be the XII, XXII, MCMXCII.

3. What is my two favorite colors?
Red and grey.

4. Out of all my guy friends, who am I closest to?
Steven.

5. Out of all my guy friends, who do I think is the cutest?
Peter!

6. Out of all of my friends, who do I look up to?
Cindy.

7. Who is my closest friend, who is a girl?
Sabrina.

8. How many bfs have I had in the past?
Zero, not counting possible past lives.

9. Who do I have a crush on now?
I love almond crush.

10. How old am I?
I am quite old, thank you very much.

11. How many siblings do I have?
I don't have siblings.

12. Who is my favorite actor?
Brendan Fraser, just naming one off the top of my head.

13. What is my favorite artist?
At the moment, I'm admiring Kine in Aqua's art.

14. Out of all the shoe companies, what is my favorite?
Demonia.

15. What is my favorite type of food?
Asian.

16. What's my favorite song by the Fall Out Boy?
Eh?

17. What is the one thing that bothers me the most?
Insects.

18. What day was my b-day this year? (you can look @ a calendar)
I believe Monday.

19. What school do I go to?
Hightower High School.

20. What grade am I in?
I am a sophisticated moron.

21. What is my favorite sport?
Curling?... maybe kiting.

22. Who is my favorite athlete? (could be any sport)
I'm not too into sports.

23. Who is my best friend who is a girl?
Sabrina.

24. Who is my best guy friend?
Steven.

25. Who did I almost go out with?
Sabrina, Cindy, and Sara.

26. What is my favorite subject in school?
Math.

27. What kind of cell phone do I have?
An invisible one.

28. What is my dream cell phone?
Telepathy?

29. What is my dream car?
Jet pack?

30. What is my hobby?
Yes, sleeping.

31. What is my brother's name?


32. Is my brother older or younger than me, and if he is older or younger than me than me how many years older or younger is he?


33. What is my sister's name?


34. Is my sister older or younger than me is she is older, and if she is older or younger than me how many years is she?

35. Am I twins with my brother? (look at one of the previous questions?)

36. How many guys that have the name of Matt do I know?
Three, though they're all technically Matthews.

37. What color are my eyes?
Black.

38. What is my favorite drink?
Sunkist.

39. What is my favorite energy drink?
Ewww, energy drink?

40. Did I ever get held back in a grade?
I'm Asian, thank you very much.

41. Is my birthday before or after Christmas?
Before.

42. Who are my three favorite people to hang out with?
Sabrina, Cindy, and Sara.

I wanna start one, too!

1. Where was I born? (state, city)
imo state, owerri.

2. What is my birthday? (month, date, year)
february 27th, 1993.

3. What is my two favorite colors?
pink & green.

4. Out of all my guy friends, who am I closest to?
steven. :D

5. Out of all my guy friends, who do I think is the cutest?
..? lol!

6. Out of all of my friends, who do I look up to?
rebecca. (:

7. Who is my closest friend, who is a girl?
same as above.

8. How many bfs have I had in the past?
0.

9. Who do I have a crush on now?
why would i say that here?

10. How old am I?
15 years young.

11. How many siblings do I have?
3 (two sisters & one brother).

12. Who is my favorite actor?
too many to count.

13. What is my favorite artist?
dance gavin dance, jack's mannequin, or saosin.

14. Out of all the shoe companies, what is my favorite?
i'm not that picky, but if i'd have to choose, i'd say pumas.

15. What is my favorite type of food?
nigerian, of course!

16. What's my favorite song by the Fall Out Boy?
sugar, we're going down.

17. What is the one thing that bothers me the most?
being ignored. >:|

18. What day was my b-day this year? (you can look @ a calendar)
a wednesday.

19. What school do I go to?
y'all already know!

20. What grade am I in?
once again, y'all already know!

21. What is my favorite sport?
track.

22. Who is my favorite athlete? (could be any sport)
i don't really watch sports. :(

23. Who is my best friend who is a girl?
rebecca.

24. Who is my best guy friend?
i'd have to say steven. (:

25. Who did I almost go out with?
haha, no one. well, there was that one time...

26. What is my favorite subject in school?
english.

27. What kind of cell phone do I have?
a samsung.

28. What is my dream cell phone?
a sidekick. :D

29. What is my dream car?
it doesn't matter, just as long as i GET a car.

30. What is my hobby?
sleeping. (Zzz...)

31. What is my brother's name?
henry.

32. Is my brother older or younger than me, and if he is older or younger than me than me how many years older or younger is he?
he's older than me by 7 years.

33. What is my sister's name?
nneoma & kelechi.

34. Is my sister older or younger than me is she is older, and if she is older or younger than me how many years is she?
nneoma is older than me by 5 years & kelechi is older than me by 2.

35. Am I twins with my brother? (look at one of the previous questions?)
nope.

36. How many guys that have the name of Matt do I know?
none, really...

37. What color are my eyes?
dark brown.

38. What is my favorite drink?
sprite.

39. What is my favorite energy drink?
vitamin water or a monster. (:

40. Did I ever get held back in a grade?
hellz no.

41. Is my birthday before or after Christmas?
after.

42. Who are my three favorite people to hang out with?
rebecca, marilyn, & robin.

I just burnt my shirt, partially

[one] have you ever been asked out?
Yup

[two] where was your default picture taken?
In the internets

[three] what's your middle name?
Recio

[four] your current relationship status?
Panda

[five] does your crush like you back?
No idea

[six] what is your current mood?
Burnt

[seven] what color of underwear are you wearing?
Purple <---Lol

[eight] what color shirt are you wearing?
White.

[nine] missing something?
Yep

[ten] if you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?
*erases Ebu*

[eleven] if you must be an animal for one day, what?
A grasshopper

[twelve] ever had a near death experience?
Possibly

[thirteen] something you do a lot?
Stuff

[fourteen] the song stuck in your head?
I dunno

[fifteen] who did you copy and paste this from?
Ulomers!

[sixteen] name someone with the same birthday as you?
1454 - Catherine Cornaro, queen of Cyprus 1501 - Yi Hwang, Confucian scholar

[seventeen] when was the last time you cried?
No idea

[eighteen] have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
No

[nineteen] if you could have one super power what would it be?
Mass manipulation

[twenty] what's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Ethnicity

[twenty-one] what do you usually order from Starbucks?
Dunno

[twenty-two] what's your biggest secret?
*blank*

[twenty-three] favorite color?
Midnight blue

[twenty-four] do you still watch kiddie shows or tv shows?
Yes

[twenty-five] what's on your walls?
Stuff

[twenty-six] what are you?
Slightly burnt

[twenty-seven] do you speak any other language?
Yes, in that, "Haha" funny kind of way

[twenty-eight] what's your favorite smell?
I dunno

[twenty-nine] Describe your life in one word.
Functioning

[thirty-one] have you ever kissed in the rain?
no

[thirty-two] what are you thinking about right now?
*elevator music*

[thirty-three] what should you be doing?
Treating burn injuries

[thirty-four] who was the last person that made you upset/angry?
My dog, whom I console myself with by pretending she's human.

[thirty-five] how often do u talk to God?
Lol @ your typing

[thirty-six] do you like working in the yard?
No

[thirty-seven] if you could have any last name in the world, what would you ?
Lol @ this sentence

[thirty-eight] do you act differently around the person you like?
I'd assume so

[thirty-nine] what is your natural hair color?
Black

[forty] who was the last person to make you cry?
Can't remember.

wth are y'all talking about?

[one] have you ever been asked out?
yes.

[two] where was your default picture taken?
in downtown houston when i was going to my brother's graduation in '05.

[three] what's your middle name?
chinyere.

[four] your current relationship status?
single.

[five] does your crush like you back?
i don't like anyone, right now.

[six] what is your current mood?
energetic. :]

[seven] what color of underwear are you wearing?
orange.

[eight] what color shirt are you wearing?
yellow.

[nine] missing something?
probably...

[ten] if you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?
whatever's done, is done.

[eleven] if you must be an animal for one day, what?
something cute & cuddly.

[twelve] ever had a near death experience?
lmao! yeah, & it was at the library. x]

[thirteen] something you do a lot?
sleep.

[fourteen] the song stuck in your head?
they don't know

[fifteen] who did you copy and paste this from?
jing!

[sixteen] name someone with the same birthday as you?
haha, Devon from HHS.

[seventeen] when was the last time you cried?
when i watched Superbad. (: haha, the whole McLovin thing was hilarious!

[eighteen] have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
yeah.

[nineteen] if you could have one super power what would it be?
telekinesis.

[twenty] what's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
face.

[twenty-one] what do you usually order from Starbucks?
a frap.

[twenty-two] what's your biggest secret?
take a guess. (;

[twenty-three] favorite color?
pink

[twenty-four] do you still watch kiddie shows or tv shows?
yup.

[twenty-five] what's on your walls?
nothing. :[

[twenty-six] what are you?
nigerian.

[twenty-seven] do you speak any other language?
not yet!

[twenty-eight] what's your favorite smell?
cucumber melon or country apple

[twenty-nine] Describe your life in one word.
funny.

[thirty-one] have you ever kissed in the rain?
nope.

[thirty-two] what are you thinking about right now?
my mom needs to wake up so she can pick my sister up at driving school...

[thirty-three] what should you be doing?
reading, i guess. >.<

[thirty-four] who was the last person that made you upset/angry?
travonn & james

[thirty-five] how often do u talk to God?
every night.

[thirty-six] do you like working in the yard?
heck no.

[thirty-seven] if you could have any last name in the world, what would you ?
idk?

[thirty-eight] do you act differently around the person you like?
unlike jing, i am a giggle-snort chick. :P

[thirty-nine] what is your natural hair color?
like, dark brown-ish.

[forty] who was the last person to make you cry?
McLovin?

Oh hey, I read about that slippery dick, but I never tried one, though. 8D

[one] have you ever been asked out?
Yes.

[two] where was your default picture taken?
It was taken from a larger picture with a bunch of butterflies on photobucket.

[three] what's your middle name?
I don't have one.

[four] your current relationship status?
I'm a daughter of one no... two, maybe three mothers.

[five] does your crush like you back?
Sure, I love almond crush Pocky and it likes me back.

[six]what is your current mood?
I'm a little irritated.

[seven] what color of underwear are you wearing?
They're white.

[eight] what color shirt are you wearing?
It's white.

[nine] Missing something?
I happen to misplace a lot of stuff.

[ten] if you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?
I'm a somewhat believer of the butterfly effect, so no change.

[eleven] if you must be an animal for one day, what?
An ant.

[twelve] ever had a near death experience?
No.

[thirteen] something you do a lot?
Are you referring to NDE's?

[fourteen] the song stuck in your head?
Waka Laka.

[fifteen] who did you copy and paste this from?
Kei.

[sixteen] name someone with the same birthday as you?
Prince the Ripper, Belphegor of KHR.

[seventeen] when was the last time you cried?
Last night. (Kei, how can you cry at Wall-E?)

[eighteen] have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
Yes.

[nineteen] if you could have one super power what would it be?
Invisibility.

[twenty] what's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Their race.

[twenty-one] what do you usually order from Starbucks?
Cappuccino.

[twenty-two] what's your biggest secret?
Ahahahahahahaha.

[twenty-three] favorite color?
Red.

[twenty-four] do you still watch kiddie shows or tv shows?
Yes.

[twenty-five] what's on your walls?
Stuff.

[twenty-six] what are you?
Human.

[twenty-seven] do you speak any other language?
Yes.

[twenty-eight] what's your favorite smell?
Lilac.

[twenty-nine] Describe your life in one word.
Asian.

[thirty-one] have you ever kissed in the rain?
No.

[thirty-two] what are you thinking about right now?
"What am I thinking about right now?"

[thirty-three] what should you be doing?
Eating lunch.

[thirty-four] who was the last person that made you upset/angry?
Mom.

[thirty-five] how often do u talk to God?
As in, my god, you're inconsistent in your typing?

[thirty-six] do you like working in the yard?
No.

[thirty-seven] if you could have any last name in the world, what would you ?
Something longer and more aristocratic sounding?

[thirty-eight] do you act differently around the person you like?
Hellz no, I ain't no giggle-snort chick.

[thirty-nine] what is your natural hair color?
Black.

[forty] who was the last person to make you cry?
Dad.

So…

Any of you guys ever tried a slippery dick?

[one] have you ever been asked out?
No.

[two] where was your default picture taken?
If my concept of a 'default picture is correct, nowhere. It's an illustration.

[three] what's your middle name?
I don't have one.

[four] your current relationship status?
…I'm a son, does that count?

[five] does your crush like you back?
No.

[six]what is your current mood?
I'm a little sad, bored.

[seven] what color of underwear are you wearing?
They're black.

[eight] what color shirt are you wearing?
It's black.

[nine] Missing something?
The specificity of this question, you vague fuckwit.

[ten] if you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?
I wouldn't be able to foresee the consequences, so I don't know.

[eleven] if you must be an animal for one day, what?
A fly.

[twelve] ever had a near death experience?
No.

[thirteen] something you do a lot?
I think.

[fourteen] the song stuck in your head?
Dancing Lasha Tumbai, by Verka Serduchka.

[fifteen] who did you copy and paste this from?
Wally.

[sixteen] name someone with the same birthday as you?
Aage Niels Bohr, son of THE Niels Bohr.

[seventeen] when was the last time you cried?
Watching Wall-E, I guess.

[eighteen] have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
No.

[nineteen] if you could have one super power what would it be?
Time manipulation (changing the rate of it, not the direction, i.e., not time travel).

[twenty] what's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Their race.

[twenty-one] what do you usually order from Starbucks?
Something from that refrigerated rack, like an Izze or something.

[twenty-two] what's your biggest secret?
I think it's fucking retarded that you'd ask me to put it here.

[twenty-three] favorite color?
Orange.

[twenty-four] do you still watch kiddie shows or tv shows?
Spongebob's boring, now that I've seen all the episodes.

[twenty-five] what's on your walls?
Typical suburban home plaster.

[twenty-six] what are you?
A person who gets mad at vague questions.

[twenty-seven] do you speak any other language?
We can speak many languages to some extent. We all know a word or phrase in Vietnamese, French, Romanian, etc., but where is the line drawn? If I have to be fluent, how fluent? What does it mean to "speak" a language? How about to "know" it?

[twenty-eight] what's your favorite smell?
The smell of a pretty girl's hair, I guess. Yeah, I know. Creepy.

[twenty-nine] Describe your life in one word.
Typical.

[thirty-one] have you ever kissed in the rain?
I've probably kissed my mom in the rain at least once.

[thirty-two] what are you thinking about right now?
"What am I thinking about right now?"

[thirty-three] what should you be doing?
Sleepin'.

[thirty-four] who was the last person that made you upset/angry?
Bill O'Reilly

[thirty-five] how often do u talk to God?
Nice spelling, theist.

[thirty-six] do you like working in the yard?
No.

[thirty-seven] if you could have any last name in the world, what would you ?
I have no issues with my current family name, but I'd like to try "Maeda".

[thirty-eight] do you act differently around the person you like?
I'm pretty sure I do.

[thirty-nine] what is your natural hair color?
Black.

[forty] who was the last person to make you cry?
I don't remember. Sam Raimi?