Fuzzy Friends Asylum

Any of you guys ever tried a slippery dick?

[one] have you ever been asked out?
No.

[two] where was your default picture taken?
If my concept of a 'default picture is correct, nowhere. It's an illustration.

[three] what's your middle name?
I don't have one.

[four] your current relationship status?
…I'm a son, does that count?

[five] does your crush like you back?
No.

[six]what is your current mood?
I'm a little sad, bored.

[seven] what color of underwear are you wearing?
They're black.

[eight] what color shirt are you wearing?
It's black.

[nine] Missing something?
The specificity of this question, you vague fuckwit.

[ten] if you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?
I wouldn't be able to foresee the consequences, so I don't know.

[eleven] if you must be an animal for one day, what?
A fly.

[twelve] ever had a near death experience?
No.

[thirteen] something you do a lot?
I think.

[fourteen] the song stuck in your head?
Dancing Lasha Tumbai, by Verka Serduchka.

[fifteen] who did you copy and paste this from?
Wally.

[sixteen] name someone with the same birthday as you?
Aage Niels Bohr, son of THE Niels Bohr.

[seventeen] when was the last time you cried?
Watching Wall-E, I guess.

[eighteen] have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
No.

[nineteen] if you could have one super power what would it be?
Time manipulation (changing the rate of it, not the direction, i.e., not time travel).

[twenty] what's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Their race.

[twenty-one] what do you usually order from Starbucks?
Something from that refrigerated rack, like an Izze or something.

[twenty-two] what's your biggest secret?
I think it's fucking retarded that you'd ask me to put it here.

[twenty-three] favorite color?
Orange.

[twenty-four] do you still watch kiddie shows or tv shows?
Spongebob's boring, now that I've seen all the episodes.

[twenty-five] what's on your walls?
Typical suburban home plaster.

[twenty-six] what are you?
A person who gets mad at vague questions.

[twenty-seven] do you speak any other language?
We can speak many languages to some extent. We all know a word or phrase in Vietnamese, French, Romanian, etc., but where is the line drawn? If I have to be fluent, how fluent? What does it mean to "speak" a language? How about to "know" it?

[twenty-eight] what's your favorite smell?
The smell of a pretty girl's hair, I guess. Yeah, I know. Creepy.

[twenty-nine] Describe your life in one word.
Typical.

[thirty-one] have you ever kissed in the rain?
I've probably kissed my mom in the rain at least once.

[thirty-two] what are you thinking about right now?
"What am I thinking about right now?"

[thirty-three] what should you be doing?
Sleepin'.

[thirty-four] who was the last person that made you upset/angry?
Bill O'Reilly

[thirty-five] how often do u talk to God?
Nice spelling, theist.

[thirty-six] do you like working in the yard?
No.

[thirty-seven] if you could have any last name in the world, what would you ?
I have no issues with my current family name, but I'd like to try "Maeda".

[thirty-eight] do you act differently around the person you like?
I'm pretty sure I do.

[thirty-nine] what is your natural hair color?
Black.

[forty] who was the last person to make you cry?
I don't remember. Sam Raimi?