Fuzzy Friends Asylum

1. Where was I born? (state, city)
California, Pleasanton.

2. What is my birthday? (month, date, year)
6/19/1993. M/D/Y is a crappy notation, by the way.

3. What is my two favorite colors?
Orange, white.

4. Out of all my guy friends, who am I closest to?
Jonathan (if I can be friends with my cousin…).

5. Out of all my guy friends, who do I think is the cutest?
Steven.

6. Out of all of my friends, who do I look up to?
None, really.

7. Who is my closest friend, who is a girl?
Jing?

8. How many bfs have I had in the past?
Lovely.

9. Who do I have a crush on now?
I'm not really sure.

10. How old am I?
15 years (wasted?).

11. How many siblings do I have?
Two.

12. Who is my favorite actor?
I don't have one.

13. What is my favorite artist?
M. C. Escher.

14. Out of all the shoe companies, what is my favorite?
Vans?

15. What is my favorite type of food?
The liquid kind.

16. What's my favorite song by the Fall Out Boy?
[…by the Fall Out Boy…] Anyways, they're faggots.

17. What is the one thing that bothers me the most?
Irrationality (except where rational, as in the case of Buridan's Ass)

18. What day is my b-day this year? (you can look @ a calendar)
Thursday.

19. What school do I go to?
Clear Brook High School.

20. What grade am I in?
Between grades 9 and 10.

21. What is my favorite sport?
Table tennis.

22. Who is my favorite athlete? (could be any sport)
Nobuhiko Hasegawa. He was before my time, though.

23. Who is my best (read: only) friend who is a girl?
Jing.

24. Who is my best guy friend?
Jonathan (how pathetic is it that my cousin's my best friend?).

25. Who did I almost go out with?
My mom, yesterday?

26. What is my favorite subject in school?
Geometry. Fuck Algebra.

27. What kind of cell phone do I have?
>>an old, big, crappy one
Same.

28. What is my dream cell phone?
A Media Skin?

29. What is my dream car?
A Fortwo.

30. What is my hobby?
Collecting.

31. What is my brother's name?
Kentaro. Much better than Keijiro…

32. Is my brother older or younger than me, and if he is older or younger than me than me how many years older or younger is he?
Older by I forgot but around 12.

33. What is my sister's name?
Maria.

34. Is my sister older or younger than me is she is older, and if she is older or younger than me how many years is she?
Older by I forgot again but around 9.

35. Am I twins with my brother? (look at one of the previous questions?)
Not at all.

36. How many guys that have the name of Matt do I know?
Three.

37. What color are my eyes?
Brown.

38. What is my favorite drink?
Depends.

39. What is my favorite energy drink?
Bawls.

40. Did I ever get held back in a grade?
No.

41. Is my birthday before or after Christmas?
Before.

42. Who are my three favorite people to hang out with?
Jonathan, Jonathan, Jonathan.

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1. will you answer every question honestly?
I'll try, I guess.

2. have you ever stayed up all night while drunk or high?
No.

3. have you ever punched anyone in the face?
No.

4. do you miss anything or anyone?
Sure.

5. what makes you laugh no matter what?
When a teenager commits suicide. Even more if I'm a witness.

6. have you kissed anyone on the lips within the past twenty four hours?
My mom.

7. who was the last person you talked to?
My mom.

8. what do you dislike at the moment?
School-required reading and my "K" kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkey which keeps on falling off

9. name one person on your top friends who is the most like you?
I'm not a MySpacefag.


HARDER.

1. do you get butterflies around the guys/girls you like?
I don't know.

2. do you think it is bad to have sex at your age?
I'm not sure. Much, much lolicon manga has prevented this from becoming a "yes".

3. will you get married?
I'll try under the right circumstances.

4. will you be doing drugs in the near future?
Maybe in 6 or 7 years.

5. do you lie about your age?
Not yet.

VERY PERSONAL.

1. if you were to have sex right now would you use a condom?
No.

2. are you happy with yourself?
Not really.

3. would you change yourself for the person you love?
Maybe.

4. what do you tell yourself when times get hard?
"It's not hard, you fuckin' emo. Just decide what to fuckin' do, y'fuck."

SECRETS.

1. when did you last cry?
Two weeks ago?

2. do you believe in God?
Does this really go here, under "secrets"? I've never seen someone keep their beliefs to themselves, including myself. No.

3. when was the last time you fell asleep with a guy?
I probably took a nap in my cousin's bed while he was still in it sometime last week.

4. what is currently on your mind?
"Was he in it when slept there last week?"

5. did you ever wish a close friend to death?
Wishing's about as irrational as praying, so no.

6. has a guy ever seriously punched you more than once?
No.

7. have you ever made out until you ran out of breath?
…No.

SHOCKING

1. have you done bad things with your parents near by?
Yes.

2. have you started a horrible rumor about somebody?
No.

3. did you ever fail the school year?
No.

4. have you ever done hallucinogenic drugs?
No.

5. have you ever been too drunk to remember a certain night?
No.

6. do you think your future will be a good one?
It'll be okay, not great. Could be bad, but I've got a plan then.

THE DEEP STUFF

1. Do you think you were raised well?
I was raised in the standard way and that's okay. Although, at one point, I probably could've had an amazing education… but I'd have had to stay with my dad.

2. Do you have a secret that you've never told ANYONE?
Yes. Of course, maybe that's what makes it a secret.

3. How do you handle stress?
Procrastination.

4. How would you spend your last day alive?
This is something I could spend paragraphs on. And I will, later.

5. Do you hide things well or do you have a guilty conscience?
I'd like to think I hide thing well.

6. If there was true love on one side of the street and a million bucks on the other, which one would you pick?
"True love" as presented above is an unpleasant and untrue concept. The million dollars, please.

7. If your parents got divorced and you had to pick mom or dad to live with?
They are divorced, but if I had the choice, I don't think I could decide.

8. If you had to choose between having one family member or 5 of your closest friends die who would you choose?
I guess there are certain family members I don't care about. It depends on whether I could choose the family member who died or not.

9. Do you think you could ever forgive someone who murdered a family member?
It depends on the family member. In any case, I either wouldn't forgive them (close family member), or wouldn't care in the first place (distant).

10. What is the worst thing you've ever done that your parents DON'T know about?
It's too terrible to even put here.

THE LOVE STUFF

1. Do you think you know the meaning of love?
If this is asking whether I understand the concept (as one of biology, psychology, sociology), then yes, I think so.

2. The last time you kissed someone...was it someone you can see yourself being with?
That's nasty. My mom is my mom and that's it.

3. Whats the most important part of a relationship in your opinion?
Interdependence, obviously. That's what any and all relationships are. Friend-friend, mother-son, man-livestock, nation-nation. The list is way too long.

4. If your parents didn't like the person you were dating, would you lose them?
It's possible.

THE RANDOM STUFF

1. Do you spend time with the same people always.. or new people?
Same (lack of?) people. Always.

2. Do you think best friends can be replaced?
Quite easily.

3. Name 5+ people that you can tell ANYTHING to:
Jonathan
Sajid
Aamir
Erik
Steven, maybe?

3. Are you the type that would rather stay at other people's houses or have them at yours?
Others'.

4. When is the last time you were truly happy with your life?
When I was 4, in Japan.

5. Where was your default facebook picture taken?
Some bus station in Japan.

6. Do you think long distance relationships are ever really worth it?
No.

7. What is your favorite color?
Orange.

8. What do you do when you have a bad day?
Waste time.

9. Do you believe exes can really ever be "just friends"?
I don't know.

10. Who text messaged you last?
Somebody wanting to tell me about "Stock Market Opportunities Global Agri-Med Tech-GAGO Health Care equipmnt[sic] co".

11. When was the last time you told someone (not family) you loved them?
I don't recall.

12. If you could pack up and leave your life now to move away, would you?
With my mom, maybe.

13. Do you fall for people easily?
I don't think so.

14. Are you quick to start a fight?
No, if only because of my inability to fight.

15. Do your parents really know YOU?
I suspect they know a little about that, but I'm sure they know nothing about that.

16. Lyrics stuck in your head?
"Moskau, Moskau
Wirf die Gläser an die Wand
Russland ist ein schönes Land
Ho ho ho ho ho, hey!"

17. Are you tired?
Sorta.

18. Any friends you'd like to tell how much you appreciate them?
Sure. Hey, guys, I'm appreciating you. Okay. I've appreciated you. You're worth 5 gold each.

20. Last time you walked farther than one block?
Last week.

OFF THE WALL QUESTIONS

1. What Curse Word Do You Use The Most?
"Fuck".

2. Do You Own An Ipod?
Yes.

3. Do You Ever Take Medication To Help You Fall Asleep?
No.

4. Do You Prefer Regular Or Chocolate Milk?
Regular.

5. When Was The Last Time You Had Starbucks?
A year ago.

6. Do You Think People Talk About You Behind Your Back?
I don't see why they wouldn't.

7. Is Anyone In Love With You?
No.

8. Ever Cry In Public?
Not since a long time ago.

9. Are You Currently Wanting Any Piercings Or Tattoo?
Piercings are for fags, and no.

10. Whats The Weather Like?
I haven't been outside for some time, but it's probably typical.

11. Would You Ever Date Anyone Covered In Tattoos?
No.

12. Do You Pay Attention To The Calories In The Package/Box?
Unsurprisingly, no.

13. Do You Use Sarcasm?
Yes, let's all put a sarcastic, clever response here 'cause it's just so fucking funny. AHAHAHAHAHA.

14. Do you get along better with the same sex or opposite?
Neither?

15. Do You Watch The News?
Satirical news, maybe.

16. How Did You Get One Of Your Scars?
Don't have any.

17. Who was the last person to make you really mad?
Some random internet Christian.

18. Do You Like Anybody?
I'm not even sure.

19. What Are you Doing Tomorrow?
Sleeping and watching TV.