-.-

Sighs, pushes glasses up, walks towards the two quarreling children. Grabs bear from Muff, "No, Muffy Wuggles." Sits on cough and fixes bear. Hands bear back to Ulo. Muff's privilege of ordering products has been suspended.

By the way, what's Algebra 3?

THE BEAR IS NOW BEING BRAINWASHED BY ALGEBRA 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EVIL-ness! I want me bear back!

Sponge bear is...*dramatic pause* how should i say this...no more. You have another 24 hours before i remove all the stuff from him, he is currently suffer from...arm lacerations. mwarharharharharhar

No, not Spongebear! That package? Oh, I tossed that thing out. No wonder my trash can blew up...

I have spongebear Jr. hostage. If you want your bear back in one piece, then I suggest you step down from being the slightly more loved child. You have 24 hours, and no, Jack can't save him now. Also, I assume that you have checked that beeping package that arrived for you from 'Explosives 'R Us'

I am alive! And somehow, when this 'explosion' went off, no one was in my house...Oh, and somehow, my house is still in immaculate shape.

Because there is much rambling going on about this, i believe it is time for me to...eliminate the competition mwahahahahaha. Good bye Uloma.
suddenly a large explosion sounds off near Ulo's house.The end.

We all know who Jing loves the most. *takes a breath to reveal it* BEEP, BEEP! Oh, my popcorn's ready.

Iono

:D

okay, and how do you plan i do that?

honestly, how do you expect me to ask you face-to-face who you love the most?

Don't worry,

if you ask me face to face, I'll say I love you the most. Just like how I always love ther person I'm talking to at the moment.

I love you, keyboard.

I told you your annoying-ness will get you one day!

Muff,

Well... here's my ranking... first goes to--suddenly a loud truck rushes by and that person's name remains unknown. Then there's Bakhu. And there was a tie between you and Ulo, but since you're annoying me, I love Ulo better! ^^

very interesting...

Your plans...have failed! MWHAHAHAHA! >:D

Jingyie, Uloma and I have a dispute...

Uloma and I have been fighting about this for a very long time, and now we'd like to know, who's your favorite child? Uloma or me? *looks up using puppy dog face and eyes, holds out a platter full of *insert favorite item* and starts brushing uloma aside while getting a cart full of anime through the door*

A look on how to stretch a sentence.

i have a competition for you all, i demand that you stretch the following sentence to at least 20 words.

The small dog barked.

here is my version: The very small, minuscule dog shrilled loudly through the night, splitting the dark blanket as many children wandered the creeking dust-filled hallway.
no it doesn't have to sound as demented...althought it can be about a teddy bear trapped in a car...

Specify!

This is a post.

Be random!

Random generic post!

I have no clue why i'm posting!http://kscakes.com/LolCats/Detail.aspx/giant-enemy-crab/ if at first your enemy beats you, call the crab!

Hmm...

Fifty middle names! Huzzah!

The renegade son of...

Count (countess?) Jing Elaine Madeline Juliette Camile Cassandra Moldova Denise 1337 Hydrangea Macrophylla of the White Destruction, Has herby decided to live under the false pretences of:
His lord majesty Marvine Muff-muff ignacious chirstov pompegrantay initiate baptise svindel sforzonde excelerous maverick recio adrian penson-lin...
fear my new false name!

Sure why not?

You'll be Muff-Muff-Lin, and Ulo-Lin, and I'll legally change my name to [insert title] Jing [insert about 50 middle names] [insert weird foreign word] [insert weird suffix] but purposely forget to change you two's.

So in the end I'll be something like...
Count Jing Elaine Madeline Juliette Camile Cassandra...
...Moldova Denise 1337 Hydrangea Macrophylla of the White Destruction

WE have a new mommy/dad/parent!!!!!!!

YUP!!!!! uloma and i have been adpoted by Jingyie!!!!!

yet the question still stands, should uloma and i change our last names to jing's? i wonder what that will look like...

Crab Hat...lol

While surfing the interwebs, i stumbled upon this one odd looking hat on google images. The hat details a young white women wearing a, Crab-shaped hat. I showed the pic to Uloma, and so now, i share it with you guys, because sharing is caring.


http://www.foureyesjokeshop.com/ProductImages/crab_hat.jpg

Maybe being a loser is a good thing.

Aw...

I'm back, kinda. -group hug-

I agree with Kei!

But Muffin can go somewhere hot. Really hot.

-- I am the turtle! Get it right!

---You spend too much time on this thing, Muff. Don't you have anything better to do? Oh yea, you don't ._. Huzzah!

Just to let you all know, this is what Uloma is probably planning on doing to me


yup. i'll be the turtle, uloma is the bunny

Here's a thought.

Maybe… just maybe… we're all losers. We're all losers arguing on a blog, blinded by the unescapable bias toward ourselves.

or maybe Muffin really is a loser (j/k).

In response to Uloma

WE are not the losers, YOU are the only loser here =)

Let me correct myself:

We are not all losers. Muffin is!
(And he was not large, thank you very much!)

in response to uloma's post:

you're calling us losers? when you, watch mushy movies about some large bodyguard....Ulomers is a loser. jingyie we should choke her

:D

You're all losers.

YAY

moo

steven dragged me in via straight jacket and electric taser....i feel tased

Introductions

Introducing Muffin. His post to come very soon.