Fuzzy Friends Asylum

Okay, there's this idiot who's suing Amazon.com. Steven sent me the link about a month ago and I just found it now. It makes laugh like a madman to think of some average joe suing a multi-million dollar company. So now I am sharing it with the world! Here it is:


Dude suing: Obviously Amazon's malfeasance will result in a multi-million dollar victory for those of us that are suing them. I'm just wondering if they'll settle quickly or drag it out for a few years before we get paid. What do you guys think?
I already have my attorney working on the paperwork and the best thing about it is he's doing it for billable hours (I suckered him) rather than a contingency. That means if I score several million I only have to pay my attorney $250/hr for his time. Yes!!!

Customer: Please tell me this is a joke. You cannot be serious.

Another customer: YOU MUST BE THE BIGGER LOSER EVER!!!

Dude suing: Why would I be joking? I intend to get paid off of this ripoff and gross injustice.
You must be another of those "Amazon did nothing wrong" town criers that I believe are just plants that secretly work for Amazon!

Customer: Wow...tool.

Another customer: LOL! Have your attorney sue the state because you didn't win the lottery, while you're at it. Check out the "conditions of use" on the website. There goes the legal leg that you're teetering on! Have fun with that law suit.

Dude suing: You can laugh now but I'll be the one laughing after I get my settlement and start driving around town in my Bentley eating caviar and drinking champagnes! Thia was not a lottery!!!
Amazon did a classic bait and switch. They got me to go to their website to order something they didn't intend to sell at that price and when I got their-- surprise it was gone like --poof--
All fairy dust and magic dreams.
I won't stand for it and my attorney says he will work very hard even weekends and nights to help me win my case.
I'm getting big bucks baby!!!

Customer: "drinking champagnes"
Such a grasp of te English language... you will get far in life.

Another customer: Yeah, that's bright. I'm the one cry'n. It's a frigging game!! Get over yourself.