And so, some Jehovah's Witness guys came to my door today,
They spent about 10 minutes talking about Armageddon and flipping through some booklet thinking I was listening until I told them I wasn't a Christian. They asked me about what my thought about Armageddon was after that and I gave them 'Christian theology of the final battle between God and Satan.' They gave me a weird look for a second for some reason. ._. I think I irritated them because I said that I was not gonna read the booklet about 5 minutes after that.
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Should've given them the classic evolution counter-pitch.
"Hello, I'd like to talk to you today about evolution and the origins of the universe in the Big Bang. I don't have any brochures, but I'm pretty sure you can use that new Interwebs thing. Or are you Jehovah's Witnesses not allowed to use science?"
SPOLER ALERT:
In the final battle, Richard Dawkins beats both of them.
um... *sniff*? (@ what Kei said.)
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