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‘That’s the first time you used my first name in a civil conversation.’
‘You know I like boundaries.’
‘So… Do you have boundaries with the women you screw out there?’
‘Why do you care?’
‘Just wondering, you do have a reputation of being a player.’
‘Should I take that as a compliment?’
‘Maybe. So? Boundaries?’
‘More than you can imagine.’
‘Really?’
‘What do you want?’
‘There’s a half naked lady standing inches from you. Are you really going to throw away the opportunity of having sex?’
‘I may be a teenager with raging hormones but I’m not a pervert, I don’t screw every woman out there. I make choices.’
‘Are you saying I’m a bad choice? Are you saying I don’t meet this high standard of yours?’
‘I didn’t say that.’
‘Then why am I not getting laid by my husband?’
‘Is this some kind of self-sarcasm you’re trying to play? Because if it is, it’s not working on me.’
‘Why are you even here ? Just, why? Shouldn’t you in some fancy hotel room screwing a chick you hooked up in a bar or something?'
‘You want it? You’re going to regret it.’
‘Try me.’

Unfortunately this was T rated and it was cut off right there.

1 comments ↓

Anonymous January 24, 2007 at 8:46 PM said...

I wonder where this came from...

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